I learned what 'quid' meant by reading the Indian in the Cupboard. It was set in England, and Omri talked about spending quid on things. I learned most things out of books, which led to a confusing life where my Oklahoma upbringing did not match the upbringings of the children I read about so then I...

cut your hair even shorter

do it

Someone made me an AMV of one of my stories by photoshopping appropriate panels of the web comic together to do fit lines of dialogue, and I got more fanart

plus a pancake breakfast the morning of my birthday

the pancakes were shaped like jizzing dicks

I have dick pancakes

I made chicken soup from scratch for the first time ever and it is delicious

I'm sick

my roommate filled my apartment with balloons and I am legit just running around kicking at them and punching them IT IS LIKE A GIANT BALL PIT IN MY HOUSE and the cats are running around in a panic because OMFG BALLOONS

the picture I'm holding or the picture of me? that picture was taken today. the print I'm holding is the SF Valentine's Day one

oh dear! I'm only teasing. You deserve to be financially secure, I don't think you're throwing out benjamins to use as toilet tissue

Clearly I like this shirt considering I'm once again wearing it

CAAAAAAKE

I'd show you the other cake (which is ADORABLE because it's shaped like a lamb) but I haven't shitty MSPainted my name off it yet

moneybags archaic everyone

Yesterday, birthday dinner with friends. They gave me a Starfighter-themed cake and a new umbrella with a dashing handle and, oh yeah, adorable kittens frolicking around the design. Today, birthday lunch with another friend, who gave me a Starfighter-themed cake (lol so much cake) plus a Starfighter...

soon

why are you teasing me with this alternate reality not being a true reality?!