I got roped into temporarily assisting on a tedious project that involves a lot of not-thinking-about-it nonsense (click, highlight, cmd+c, click, cmd+f, cmd+v, enter, click, x, repeat) So I'm listening to pervy fanfic audio tracks and managing to keep a straight face during the steamy sex scenes so...

I am jealous

enjoy losing all your limbs and becoming blind deaf and dumb

goodbye world

I have succumbed to full on fangirl death throes

there is legitimately no game in the universe I love more (sorry EO)

guess I'm getting a Wii U

Now, technically speaking, you could soon buy it for $305.49. $300 for a Wii U piece of shit $5.50 for EarthBound WAIT WHAT TELL ME MORE PLEASE no like legit tell me more I am so clueless about all things shiny and modern please please what is this have they put Earthbound on a legit thing for me Y...

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Right, it's not the actual money that's the problem. It's the irresponsible behaviour that would cause me, as a parent, to suspend or restrict the privilege I've given my kid. Absolutely this. And I know that kids these days have had mobile phones for most of their lives so they think they are simp...

HEY I HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE NOW BY THE WAY

first time I've had it since I was, like, 20.

FUCK I want to play Earthbound RIGHT NOW like the worst thing ever and I CANT because a) my SNES and Earthbound cartridge are in storage b) my hacked Xbox that can play retro games is in Norfolk with my husband c) my laptop is BROKEN so I can't play a rom on it d) FUCKING NINTENDO WON'T PUT IT ON TH...

I actually don't like Earl Grey tea

like I will drink straight up unsweetened Cain's first

always okay with Earthbound

fuck I've missed you guys

I can't handle sugar or sweetener in my tea (yuck!) but I love black tea with cream. I drink a lot of Assam-heavy morning tea, Irish or English breakfast tea. When I'm drinking green tea, it's a 50/50 as to whether or not I put in cream. I used to drink iced lavender green tea with cream by the gall...