Funny conversations thread!

[PLA]

[Kinokokao]

Him: I got a friendship request on Facebook. Might be one of your relatives.
Me: Who is it?
Him: Jo Blahblsrh.
Me: Oh, yeah, that's my cousin Lauren's mom. My Aunt Georgia's daughter. ... She got us that panini maker.
Him: .... We have a panini maker? Why do I not have a panini right now?
Me: *laughs*
Him: You're telling me I could have been eating paninis the whole time?
Me: Yeah. I thought you knew we had one?
Him: Am I 30lbs heavier? Do I have a panini in my hand?

[PLA]

^ Panini-maker?

[CD-Man2021]

It makes paninis.

[Kinokokao]

There's a reason I never took it out of the box.

[Kimiko]

I looked up some pictures, and it looks just like a regular toasting iron to me. Just with a larger hinge to accomodate thicker food. What's so gorgeous-delicious-deculture about panini then? Is it the paninaro?

[PLA]

^ Oh, for toasting. That's not very Goldberg.

Stuff like that is most often served chilled here, anyway.

[Kimiko]

You Swedes and your weird tastes.. Why would you counter the taste bonus of toasting by chilling it afterwards?

[Black_kero]

Playing Monopoly with my friends

First game:
Me: It's not my fault you're poor, oh wait, YES IT IS!


Second game:
Friend is 3 spaces away from landing on one of my spaces that has 4 houses on it.
Me: Come on, roll a 3!
Him: I'm not going to roll a three you cock faced fa-----GOD DAMN IT!
Me: HAHAHA ALL YOUR MONEY IS MINE!

[PLA]

[Yoonah]

[noodles]

I never had fun with it ^_^

[Kinokokao]

you can't play monopoly with my husband

he never, ever trades or sells property that he buys, thus making sure he's the only one with a monopoly

"the point is to win" he says

"the point is to have fun" I say

and then we fight to the death

[CD-Man2021]

Monopoly and Mario Party are friendship killers.

[Yoonah]