Funny conversations thread!

[noodles]

lol y dis thrad not poplar/?

noodles loves his IRL friends

[10:58:32 PM] Dead: noodle
[11:04:38 PM] noodles: esh
[11:09:15 PM] Dead: is your asshole gonna be here tomorrow
[11:09:33 PM] noodles: it is gonna be all over your place
[11:09:51 PM] Dead: I'll make sure my foot is wearing its best suit

[spoiler]because he is gonna kick my ass lololo[/spoiler]

regarding some RP tournament business my friend bugged me into joining:

[5:31:45 PM] noodles: honestly
[5:31:56 PM] noodles: even the title is wrong
[5:32:04 PM] noodles: it would be venatus astrum
[5:32:06 PM] noodles: for "star game"
[5:32:15 PM] Dead: huh
[5:32:35 PM] noodles: plural venati for games
[5:32:48 PM] Dead: probably
[5:33:04 PM] Dead: I wouldn't call the host the most intelligent person
[5:33:20 PM] noodles: oh
[5:33:21 PM] noodles: I see
[5:33:32 PM] noodles: hmm
[5:33:40 PM] noodles: they spelled aliens as "alienz"
[5:33:51 PM] noodles: I wonder how I should take this
[5:34:10 PM] Dead: it's hip
[5:34:11 PM] Dead: and trendy
[5:35:06 PM] noodles: and intelligent
[5:35:07 PM] noodles: and modern
[5:35:09 PM] noodles: and cool!
[5:35:17 PM] Dead: like l0ckerz
[5:35:21 PM] noodles: oh right
[5:35:25 PM] noodles: lolrandom!
[5:35:31 PM] Dead: lolololol
[5:35:35 PM] Dead: Dead has sp0rk
[5:36:04 PM] noodles: nuuuuuu, teh only weakness!!!
[5:36:19 PM] Dead: I AM TEH PENGU1N MASTOOOORZ
[5:36:54 PM] noodles: yea? well....say hello 2...WAFFLEZ!!!1
[5:37:15 PM] Dead: NOOOEZ D;

[Kinokokao]

Him: Hey, what's that over there?
Me: Hm? *looks*
Him: HA! I just didn't want you to see this... QUARTER!
Me: What?! ARRRRGGHHHH!!
Him: Hehehehe...

[noodles]

what

[Kinokokao]

[noodles]

[Kinokokao]

[Sampson]

Kino, where do you think those pennies have been.

Bad Kino!

;__;

[noodles]

in that respect, money is one of the filthiest things in the world of men

[Kinokokao]

I do not care where they have been, but I do care that they go in my wallet and enable me to purchase things like food and yaoi, neither of which I can live without.

[Sampson]

negzee/noodles?

[noodles]

.-.

[Kinokokao]

[Kinokokao]

him: *starts whacking my leg with a rolled up newspaper*
me: ... Why are you doing this?
him: I was seeing how long it'd take you to get annoyed. 8 whacks.
me: Did you learn anything through your science?
him: Yeah, that you don't like this.
him: *starts whacking my leg again*
me: ....
him: *whackwhack*
me: ....
him: *whackwhack*
me: Stop it.
him: 44 whacks.
me: >__<

[Twat]

Me:
omg please
give it to me
a horn job
now
i cannot contain it any longer
Her:
*HORNJOB TO THE MAX*
Me:
*horngasm*

One of many. Been a fun night.

[Twat]

Best MSN chat I have had in a long while. Very NSFW and NotSafeForMortalMinds[spoiler]Other Person says (6:42 PM):
WAH WAH, WAHOO, YAAAHOOOOOO!
i wanna play mario 64 now
Amari says (6:43 PM):
THAT MAKES ONE OF US
Other Person says (6:43 PM):
xD
that
bloody
sun stage
where you look up
with the flying hat
Amari says (6:43 PM):

Other Person says (6:43 PM):

Amari says (6:43 PM):
You look up
and see a giant
Other Person says (6:43 PM):
oh
my god
Other Person says (6:44 PM):
someone needs to hack the game
Amari says (6:44 PM):
And Mario spontaneously combusts
And spikes grow through his eyes.
Other Person says (6:44 PM):
*picturing it*
Amari says (6:44 PM):
And acid starts to pour of every orphace of his body.
Other Person says (6:44 PM):
dude
carry on
Amari says (6:44 PM):
And a mole crawls out of his dick.
Right through the glans.
Other Person says (6:44 PM):
NO
FUCK OFF
Amari says (6:45 PM):
And his nails begin to pry themselves off.
Other Person says (6:45 PM):
better
Amari says (6:46 PM):
Not many more ways to create torture from within.
Unless ies start to appear from the shadows.
Other Person says (6:46 PM):
his hat slowly tightenes
Amari says (6:46 PM):
And molest him
Other Person says (6:47 PM):
his hat starts to tighten
his eyes bulging
little cracks of blood apearing on his face
Amari says (6:48 PM):
I thought spikes went through his eyes already.
Other Person says (6:48 PM):
well
this happens too
D<
Amari says (6:48 PM):
Haha.
And he has SARS
And AIDS
Other Person says (6:48 PM):
LAWL
Amari says (6:49 PM):
A ford BMW forces its way out of his anus.
i do not even know cars
I just think that is a big truck
Other Person says (6:49 PM):
ACK
NO DODGY THOUGHTS
Amari says (6:50 PM):
THAT IS NOT THE LEAST BIT SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE
JUST PAINFUL
I am sure Mario would find everything else sexually arousing, though.
Other Person says (6:51 PM):
@_@
Amari says (6:52 PM):
His moustache fibers become thorned vines.
And go up his nose.
And down his throat.
And down his...
Other Person says (6:53 PM):
HFBIAFHSDILFA
NO
FUCK OFF
DJFNIOS;FDS
Amari says (6:53 PM):
ears

Other Person says (6:53 PM):
x_x
oh god
my wild imagination
make it stop[/spoiler]