My aunt signs all of her facebook posts.
It's so adorable.
(my aunt is also in her 70s)
Funny conversations thread!
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"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
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xD That is charming.
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"Thanks for all the anniversary wishes We had a great time seeing ya'll Linda"
"All fine here just the walls rattled Something for the anniversary book! Linda"
"Dylan won his softball game I am a proud Grandma Linda"
It's so precious. <3
"All fine here just the walls rattled Something for the anniversary book! Linda"
"Dylan won his softball game I am a proud Grandma Linda"
It's so precious. <3
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Pi, Pikachu. :3
"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
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More like a funny situation I guess.
We were having a hard time getting the ancient wood folding table legs to collapse.
So finally I'm just like "fuck this. I'm googling this."
and I pull up the patent records for the table (filed in 1939!) and look at the diagram to see how the damn thing works.
So I come back over and I'm all "Okay, I looked it up. This is how you do it."
and my boss and co-worker were both like "wait, what? You looked it up?"
Me: Yeah. I found the patent.
Them: You... what?
Me: *points* there's the patent number stamped on the side there, I just went and looked it up online to see how it works
And then they all thought I was a total wizard genius.
We were having a hard time getting the ancient wood folding table legs to collapse.
So finally I'm just like "fuck this. I'm googling this."
and I pull up the patent records for the table (filed in 1939!) and look at the diagram to see how the damn thing works.
So I come back over and I'm all "Okay, I looked it up. This is how you do it."
and my boss and co-worker were both like "wait, what? You looked it up?"
Me: Yeah. I found the patent.
Them: You... what?
Me: *points* there's the patent number stamped on the side there, I just went and looked it up online to see how it works
And then they all thought I was a total wizard genius.
KKINO I FUKKIN LOVE YOU MAN
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you are a total wizard genius
Punching people is very romantic, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
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hahahahaha
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hahhahahahahaha...!
tee...teehee.
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hahhahahahahaha...!
tee...teehee.
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Through texting
Me: Hey my brother wants to know what you like. Dont say money.
Him: Pussy
Me: haha no. its for a gift.
Him: I dunno
Me: Clothes? accessories?
Him: New glasses? Dentistry?
Me: Too expensive! Think like $20
Him: $20 off glasses or dentistry?
Me: Oh nevermind.
So I told my brother "Anything with skulls especially things that involve drinking from them"
-____- my fucking husband, the worst person ever to buy a gift for.
Me: Hey my brother wants to know what you like. Dont say money.
Him: Pussy
Me: haha no. its for a gift.
Him: I dunno
Me: Clothes? accessories?
Him: New glasses? Dentistry?
Me: Too expensive! Think like $20
Him: $20 off glasses or dentistry?
Me: Oh nevermind.
So I told my brother "Anything with skulls especially things that involve drinking from them"
-____- my fucking husband, the worst person ever to buy a gift for.
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^ Sounds easy. You're weird. :3
"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
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all he ever wants is money
it's frustrating as hell, because my family always asks me what they should get my husband, and I have to think wildly of what the hell to possibly tell them, because he's just impossible.
it's frustrating as hell, because my family always asks me what they should get my husband, and I have to think wildly of what the hell to possibly tell them, because he's just impossible.
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My friends and I in band about Skyward Sword:
Friend one: Is it better than Wind Waker?
Me: Yes.
Friend two: Is is better than Ocarina of Time?
Me: Well, Wind Waker is already better tha--
Both friends: SHUT THE F$%^ UP!
And then we all laughed, because they were perfectly synchronized and really loud and everybody looked.
Friend one: Is it better than Wind Waker?
Me: Yes.
Friend two: Is is better than Ocarina of Time?
Me: Well, Wind Waker is already better tha--
Both friends: SHUT THE F$%^ UP!
And then we all laughed, because they were perfectly synchronized and really loud and everybody looked.
"Everyone else is idiots, Zamisk. And you am idiots. And I are idiots."
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better... than Ocarina...?
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FORUM
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