Houses
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:17 pm
No, this topic isn't about real estate. I'm talking about the Hogwarts Houses. From, you know, Harry Potter.
"Why are you doing this, Sampson?" you may ask. Well, it shows what all of us value most in ourselves. And so we can laugh at anyone who chose Hufflepuff.
But, for those of you that don't know what the Houses are, here's a quick rundown, complete with your wizarding profession!:
Gryffindor
Associated Traits: Bravery, Courage, Loyalty
At Its Best: Everyone loves you!
At Its Worst: You're a douchebag.
Likely Occupation: Auror (fights EVIL), hero
Slytherin
Associated Traits: Cunning, ambition, EVIL
At Its Best: You're constantly double crossing everyone.
At Its Worst: You're just evil.
Likely Occupation: Spy, evil overlord
Ravenclaw
Associated Traits: Intelligence, wit, knowledge
At Its Best: You're the one that keeps everyone from eating the evil mushroom!
At Its Worst: You're either insane or annoying.
Likely Occupation: Scholar, teacher, librarian, anything involving books
Hufflepuff
Everything not covered by the previous three.
...You'll probably end up as a laborer, or something else unremarkable.
Anyway, I'd probably be a Ravenclaw, if only because I take the most pride in my random knowledge. Although I wouldn't mind being a Slytherin...
Part of the reason I made this thread was so that I could play with the colors. Just saying.
"Why are you doing this, Sampson?" you may ask. Well, it shows what all of us value most in ourselves. And so we can laugh at anyone who chose Hufflepuff.
But, for those of you that don't know what the Houses are, here's a quick rundown, complete with your wizarding profession!:
Gryffindor
Associated Traits: Bravery, Courage, Loyalty
At Its Best: Everyone loves you!
At Its Worst: You're a douchebag.
Likely Occupation: Auror (fights EVIL), hero
Slytherin
Associated Traits: Cunning, ambition, EVIL
At Its Best: You're constantly double crossing everyone.
At Its Worst: You're just evil.
Likely Occupation: Spy, evil overlord
Ravenclaw
Associated Traits: Intelligence, wit, knowledge
At Its Best: You're the one that keeps everyone from eating the evil mushroom!
At Its Worst: You're either insane or annoying.
Likely Occupation: Scholar, teacher, librarian, anything involving books
Hufflepuff
Everything not covered by the previous three.
...You'll probably end up as a laborer, or something else unremarkable.
Anyway, I'd probably be a Ravenclaw, if only because I take the most pride in my random knowledge. Although I wouldn't mind being a Slytherin...
Part of the reason I made this thread was so that I could play with the colors. Just saying.