Funny conversations thread!

[Trifkin]

I feel a draft... as though something just whooshed by overhead.

o. o;;

[PLA]

Do texans perform well as StarCraft units? :3

[Trifkin]

xD Oh! Oh, goodness. I never would've figured that out. Thank you, PLA. <3

[Twat]

The humour is too obscure and I apologize for posting something that maybe two forum goers might understand.

In RTS gaming communities, particular StarCraft, when a single unit is dominating the scene, people will mockingly say "hellion good unit?????", where as hellion can be replaced with what is considered good.

In the way I used it, I jokingly said people from Texas are awesome (which Dylan is) for no real reason what-so-ever, other than to play with my baby. He comically responded by claiming that Texans, are in fact, up (underpowered, weak, inferior) and that Canadians are op (overpowered, strong, superior).

Then I said that is just because Texans take up too much supply, a prod at Americans eating too much food and spending too much money on things that they do not really need. This is because high-maintenance or big/FAT StarCraft units generally take up much more supply (out of a 200 supply limit) compared to other units.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Trifkin]

Thank you for explaining.


Truly, I do appreciate the breakdown. I learned something new and had a good chuckle!

[Chitai-Qixi]

Me: So I was stuck in the airport and there was no vegetarian food ANYWHERE - I went to legit every food place - anyways, I started looking on my iPod for songs about food...
Her: Why would you do that? Wouldn't that just make it worse?
Me: Maybe. So I was surprised how little music about food I had and every single song I did have, food was blatantly a metaphor for sex.
Her: Classy.
Me: Iiii know. So I gave up and started listening to "Raindrops" because, well, I love it and it's at least sort of about drinking, but it's also pretty sexual. I mean there's this one part where they say you're like a waterfall on my lips and I was like -
Me (now loudly): Ohhh my oral sex!
*two old women walk past us on the sidewalk*
Her: XD
Me: *shameface*

And then another one on sorta the same subject:

Me *after already coming up with 20 minutes worth of bj puns/jokes about cock-pasta*: This reminds me of that one time at San Fran Pride.
Her: You are way too good at this.

[Kimiko]

*lol* You should post in the too

[Twat]

Picture from Japan with no one in it -> Ninja family portrait.

Never going to share photographs with me again.

[noodles]

Rain (10:24:59 PM): me domming bieber
Rain (10:25:00 PM): imagine that

[Rain]

(1:27:12 AM) noodles: wow
(1:27:18 AM) noodles: i kind of can
(1:27:21 AM) Rain: fuck

[zamisk]

^touche

[Kinokokao]

cannot unsee

[PLA]

James Bond
Jack Bauer
Jason Bourne

What is Justin Bieber hiding?

[Starfe]

[Skele Von Mann]

I wouldn't know, but I bet a steel horse he rides nya~