Funny conversations thread!

[Reynard-Miri]

Pretty sure Quatre was my favorite when I watched the anime as a kid. Sandrock's explosion was one of the saddest moments of my childhood.

[PLA]

It is not cold in space.

[Reynard-Miri]

Me: Good morning!
Boss: Is it?
Me: Well I'm not dead, so yes.
Boss: Yet.

[Hong]

Should note that English is not the first language for most of my coworkers.

Coworker1: Hey, spell "attic".
Coworker2: Addic? Ay-Dee-Dee--
C1: No, attic. Like the one above your house.
Me: Ay-Tee-Tee-Ai-See.
...
Oh.
C1: *giggles*
Me: What, are you five-years-old or something? (Leaves for my office)
C2: Huh? What? I don't get it!

Later~

C2: Explain it to me!
Me: Ay-Ti-Ti-Ai-See
C2: ...
Me: Titi.
C2: ...Oh! Titi! *giggles*
...
But I still don't get it.
Me: "A titi I see". You know, "I C" like "I see".
C2: OH!!!
Me: You know, titi! It--
C2: Shut it, woman. I get it!

[Reynard-Miri]

It also sounds similar to a piece of female anatomy in English.

[Hong]

Same coworker folded something that says "IT FITS" to, well, you know. ¬ ¬

[zamisk]

[10:21:20 PM] Arianna: yup
[10:21:20 PM] Arianna: ugh
[10:21:25 PM] Arianna: this class
[10:22:18 PM] Zach S.: which class?
[10:22:59 PM] Arianna: biomaterials
[10:23:59 PM] Zach S.: is that like bio-chemical warfare terrorism 101?
[10:24:39 PM] Arianna: if you mean for the students because we're like "why is this happening to us" then yes
[10:24:56 PM] Zach S.: No I mean bio-anything sounds sketchy
[10:25:17 PM] Arianna: biology...?
[10:25:23 PM] Zach S.: except that
[10:25:25 PM] Arianna: biochemistry?
[10:25:30 PM] Zach S.: and that
[10:25:31 PM] Arianna: biomedical?
[10:25:33 PM] Zach S.: :C
[10:25:35 PM] Arianna: u_u

[noodles]

wait, where are you talking to her

[zamisk]

Steam/Skype :U

[Hong]

Her: What's 70% off $80?
Me: 24.
H: No... That can't be right.
M: I promise it's 24 dollars.
H: ... Do you have a calculator?
M: Really. What's 10% of--
H: It has to be less than that.
M: ... As I was saying. 10% of 80 is eight. Eight times three is 24.
H: ... I will just ask the cashier when I get there.

Then some random guy shouts "THEN WHY DID YOU ASK".

[PLA]

^ I like some random guy.

[Reynard-Miri]

[During a super hero roleplaying session]
Patrick: You can turn into insects. You can be like that guy from The Mummy!
Me: You mean the mummy?
Patrick: Yeah!

[Hong]

A discussion for Fire Emblem fans around here (that have played like more than one game).

I am sorry if my inconsistent use of quotation marks and lack of grammar makes this confusing to read. Then again, Internet so yeah.

[PLA]

^ You only used quotation-marks once. So you did it the same way every single time. :3

[Drathi]

Friend: I'm feeling so lonely lately. I haven't seen my boyfriend in two weeks."
Me: I can imagine. When I don't see my boyfriend for that long, I have to worry about possibly being a vampire.
Friend: ...you're terrible.