(regarding the cat my mother had to leave behind when she evacuated due to the wildfire)
me: Do you think Tom is okay?
him: Yeah. He's probably having the time of his life with the entire house to himself.
me: But what if one of the firefighters accidentally opened one of the doors and he got outside?
him: Why are the firefighters looting your parent's place in this scenario?
me: I don't know...
him: He is so beyond fine, trust me. Having the time of his life.
me: But what if the smoke was so bad it got into the house, even if the house didn't burn, but all the smoke...?
him: He lives 7 inches off the ground. He exists in the place firefighters tell you to go during a fire. He's fine.
Funny conversations thread!
Moderator: ItL Moderators
- PLA
- Manticor
- Posts: 6953
- Joined: Wed May 11, 2011 4:27 pm
- Location: Sweden [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1266: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Funny conversations thread!
"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
- Kinokokao
- ItL Moderator
- Posts: 11414
- Joined: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:24 am
- Location: Las Vegas, NV
- Contact:
Re: Funny conversations thread!
KKINO I FUKKIN LOVE YOU MAN
- Kinokokao
- ItL Moderator
- Posts: 11414
- Joined: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:24 am
- Location: Las Vegas, NV
- Contact:
Re: Funny conversations thread!
via text message
Him: Spaghetti and meatballs is awesome. If I was being executed I would get that for my last meal. We're out of wine.
Me: Wait, are you eating spaghetti and meatballs? Where did you get them?
Him: I am not. Just thinking about how awesome they are.
Him: Spaghetti and meatballs is awesome. If I was being executed I would get that for my last meal. We're out of wine.
Me: Wait, are you eating spaghetti and meatballs? Where did you get them?
Him: I am not. Just thinking about how awesome they are.
KKINO I FUKKIN LOVE YOU MAN
- PLA
- Manticor
- Posts: 6953
- Joined: Wed May 11, 2011 4:27 pm
- Location: Sweden [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1266: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Funny conversations thread!
^
"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
- Kinokokao
- ItL Moderator
- Posts: 11414
- Joined: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:24 am
- Location: Las Vegas, NV
- Contact:
Re: Funny conversations thread!
via text
me: hey I'm taking sarahs spot
her: Oh, yay! Your car works! ok spot stealer I'll park in the garage
me: my car does not work but the fucking bus never came
her: oh suck
me: BUS GODS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEeeee.....
her: curse you bus gods!
her: note the fist shake at the sky
me: noted
me: hey I'm taking sarahs spot
her: Oh, yay! Your car works! ok spot stealer I'll park in the garage
me: my car does not work but the fucking bus never came
her: oh suck
me: BUS GODS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEeeee.....
her: curse you bus gods!
her: note the fist shake at the sky
me: noted
KKINO I FUKKIN LOVE YOU MAN
Re: Funny conversations thread!
"Everyone else is idiots, Zamisk. And you am idiots. And I are idiots."
-PLA
- PLA
- Manticor
- Posts: 6953
- Joined: Wed May 11, 2011 4:27 pm
- Location: Sweden [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1266: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Funny conversations thread!
^
"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
Re: Funny conversations thread!
Reynard-Miri: I told you guys I had 0's and 1's for blood. =P
Me: I can see that now! @ 3@
Me: I've got ink for blood, m'self.
Reynard-Miri: Ha ha ha ha.
Reynard-Miri: Must come in handy to dramatic purposes. Particularly at contract signings.
Reynard-Miri: *handy for
Me: xD Ahahahaha, yes indeed.
Me: It gives me just the right amount of dramatic flair.
Reynard-Miri: Has to make donating blood difficult, though.
Me: They won't accept my blood!
Me: Can you imagine? Said it would "kill a person" if they tried to use it. What nonsense.
Reynard-Miri: Yeah, a little ink never hurt anybody.
Me: "Not even real blood" "how are you still alive?" My ass!
Reynard-Miri: They said the exact same thing when I installed Linux on my circulatory system!
Me: Ahahahaha!
Me: See? Idiots, the lot of them.
Me: I can see that now! @ 3@
Me: I've got ink for blood, m'self.
Reynard-Miri: Ha ha ha ha.
Reynard-Miri: Must come in handy to dramatic purposes. Particularly at contract signings.
Reynard-Miri: *handy for
Me: xD Ahahahaha, yes indeed.
Me: It gives me just the right amount of dramatic flair.
Reynard-Miri: Has to make donating blood difficult, though.
Me: They won't accept my blood!
Me: Can you imagine? Said it would "kill a person" if they tried to use it. What nonsense.
Reynard-Miri: Yeah, a little ink never hurt anybody.
Me: "Not even real blood" "how are you still alive?" My ass!
Reynard-Miri: They said the exact same thing when I installed Linux on my circulatory system!
Me: Ahahahaha!
Me: See? Idiots, the lot of them.
- PLA
- Manticor
- Posts: 6953
- Joined: Wed May 11, 2011 4:27 pm
- Location: Sweden [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1266: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Funny conversations thread!
Heh.
"Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!"
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
"I'm so happy with my evil plan; goodbye to music, gym and art
Soon I'll have the perfect school, where fun and excitement never start"
Wagahaiwa neko de aru.
- CD-Man2021
- Hunter
- Posts: 859
- Joined: Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:40 am
- Location: Mixing Fiction with Diction
- Contact:
Re: Funny conversations thread!
A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOOOOORLD
No, brain. I'm not going on Youtube to look up Disney songs. I'm behind enough in this class as it--
A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEEEW
Seriously, I need to study. I really need to catch up and--
NO ONE TO TELL US NO
I'm telling you no.
OR WHERE TO GO
bran pls
OR WHAT WE SHOULD BE BE FEELING
Those aren't even the words.
A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOOORLD
I quit.
No, brain. I'm not going on Youtube to look up Disney songs. I'm behind enough in this class as it--
A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEEEW
Seriously, I need to study. I really need to catch up and--
NO ONE TO TELL US NO
I'm telling you no.
OR WHERE TO GO
bran pls
OR WHAT WE SHOULD BE BE FEELING
Those aren't even the words.
A WHOLE NEEEW WOOOOOORLD
I quit.
Re: Funny conversations thread!
Ahahahahaha--Ohgod now I have to look it up too. @_@
Re: Funny conversations thread!
My friend: If you had a vial of liquid luck from Harry Potter, what would you use it for?
Me: I'd propose to Ellen Page
My Friend: What if she said yes and you realized you never drank it?
Me: Then my honeymoon would rock.
Me: I'd propose to Ellen Page
My Friend: What if she said yes and you realized you never drank it?
Me: Then my honeymoon would rock.
"Everyone else is idiots, Zamisk. And you am idiots. And I are idiots."
-PLA
- Reynard-Miri
- Manticor
- Posts: 3190
- Joined: Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:09 am [phpBB Debug] PHP Warning: in file [ROOT]/vendor/twig/twig/lib/Twig/Extension/Core.php on line 1266: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable
Re: Funny conversations thread!
Me: anyway
Me: I opened an airlock
Me: sucking all of the oxygen out
Me: ergo: no more fire
Sister: but then the ninjas can catch you.
Sister: if you did not see that coming
Me: Sarah
Me: The ninja's can't catch you if they're sucked into the cold vacuum of space, either.
Me: Oh, unless they have a time machine, of course.
Me: But honestly, if the ninjas have a time machine, you have other problems.
Me: I opened an airlock
Me: sucking all of the oxygen out
Me: ergo: no more fire
Sister: but then the ninjas can catch you.
Sister: if you did not see that coming
Me: Sarah
Me: The ninja's can't catch you if they're sucked into the cold vacuum of space, either.
Me: Oh, unless they have a time machine, of course.
Me: But honestly, if the ninjas have a time machine, you have other problems.
Return to “Discussion Section”
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 8 guests