Funny conversations thread!

[Kinokokao]

[negzee]

My condolences to Oklahoma. That series ended too quickly.

[Starfe]

[negzee]

Know any (former) Sonics fans?

[Kinokokao]

Oh, did we lose?

[negzee]

Yes, Thunder lost to the Heat in a 4-1 series. Ugh.

[Kinokokao]

well, at least we made it that far and won a single game. That's better than not making the finals or getting shut out completely

I guess

[negzee]

Confession: I just didn't want the Heat (read: LeBron) to win. I'd root for anyone else.




*sob*Timberwolves*sob*



EDIT, this just in:

Me: sleepy
Him: me too
Him: im listening to micahel bolton
Him: i think ive lost my mind
Me: Michael Bolton? What possessed you?
Me: (very first thing that came to mind was Office Space, lol)
Him: i have 6 of his songs
Him: i downloaded his greatest hits and kept 6
Him: i just got some sexual healing
Me: Did you purchase any?
Him: no
Him: michael bolton gave it to me
Me: … riiiight
Him: thats what he said
Him: because thats not what she would say
Me: lol
Him: now im siting on the dock of the bay
Him: pushing michael bolton into the water
Me: doooo eeeettt
Him: but
Him: how am I supposed to live without you, michael bolton?
Me: Phil Collins.

[Kinokokao]

I'm watching Mr Kino play Legend of the Zelda for the NES, and he's never really played any of the Zelda games

Him: So, like, am I always going to get the boomerang, or is the treasure randomly generated?
Me: No, you always get the boomerang. You always get a treasure in the dungeon that will help you out, like the Hookshot.
Him: What's the Hookshot?
Me: It's, you know. The Hookshot.
Him: That was possibly the least helpful description ever.

. . .

Him: So what's the deal here? Does Link like, know Zelda, or is he just some random dude?
Me: Man, I don't know the original Zelda like, at all. The only ones I know the plots for are like Link to the Past and beyond. I know Link to the Past backward and forward. I, like, read the graphic novel and shit.
Him: So you're saying you were the coolest kid ever.
Me: Yeah pretty much.

. . .

Me: Just go east-east-east. Don't even fight the monsters, just go.
Him: How else am I going to get rupees, Kino?

[PLA]

^ Link is most often just some random dude.

[Kimiko]

I still think the games should be named Legend Of Link, not Zelda. She never gets to be the heroine after all.

[Yoonah]

I still have people I know that think Zelda is the dude >_>

[PLA]

[Kimiko]

Saving the world from an evil sorcerer is less important than being held hostage?

[CD-Man2021]

According to Nintendo, yes.