Funny conversations thread!

[noodles]

I've come on here several times with a funny IM to share but alas have had nowhere to put it. So I go to my other forum and post it in the IM thread.

THEN I REALIZED WHY IS THERE NO SUCH THING HERE WTF

and now there is.

Gaiajack says:
noodles is soft like a mollusk
I mean
teddy bear
noodles says:
<_>
Gaiajack says:
why did I just talk about you in the third person
ffffffff

[Sampson]

But are you soft like a mollusk/teddy bear?

[noodles]

I might be ;~;

[Sampson]

I now desire a noodles plushie. One that says "mama" when squeezed.

[Kimiko]

Plush noodles..?
I don't think those are very healthy.

[Rain]

I will be having fun with this thread.

Also speaking of bears, I have adopted the name: Magical Bear.

Too bad it sounds like a really bad porno name.

[Kimiko]

Magical Bear Rain.. I wonder what your transformation sequence is like.

[Rain]

Like that with sparkles

[Sampson]

Magical Bear Rain...sparkly and a danger to children.

Awesome.

[scy]

[spoiler][16:26] scy046: It's a strange day.
[16:26] scy046: When I'm having a discussion about soaking weed in embalming fluid / formaldehyde.
[16:27] scy046: And trying to explain that it refers to PCP and not actual embalming fluid or formaldehyde.
[16:28] scy046: so how the fuck is your day.
[16:28] inmotion89: haha
[16:28] inmotion89: my day is ok
[16:28] inmotion89: gay as usually
[16:28] inmotion89: u know
[16:28] inmotion89: oh the army guy speech is great
[16:28] inmotion89: im gay
[16:28] scy046: Yeah you and gay.
[16:28] inmotion89: we have a unit for that.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]BeowulfGallant: hi
scy046: sup
BeowulfGallant: whats going on in the video game world
scy046: Hm...
scy046: Not much.
scy046: I've been playing Devil Survivor since the summer has terrible releases.
BeowulfGallant: i've been playing NO DONT POOP THERE[/spoiler]

[spoiler][22:15] elizabethlyang: riz has been happy and girly lately
[22:15] elizabethlyang: it's freaking everybody out
[22:15] scy046: Kill yourself.
[22:15] elizabethlyang: i have to go frolic in a meadow with kittens and puppies now
[22:15] elizabethlyang: ttyl
[22:15] scy046: ...okay....
[22:15] scy046: I'm going to go hang myself now.
[22:16] scy046: As the world with a happy Riz scares me.
[22:16] elizabethlyang: yeah there are only ever two reasons i woul dbe happy
[22:16] elizabethlyang: a) impending apocalypse
[22:16] elizabethlyang: b) parallel universe twin popped out and the real riz is somewhere over there wrecking shop
[22:16] elizabethlyang: either way
[22:16] elizabethlyang: not good
[22:16] elizabethlyang: mahahaha
[22:17] elizabethlyang: SO I
[22:17] elizabethlyang: WON'T
[22:17] elizabethlyang: HES
[22:17] elizabethlyang: I
[22:17] elizabethlyang: TATE
[22:17] elizabethlyang: NO
[22:17] elizabethlyang: MORE
[22:17] elizabethlyang: NOOOOOO
[22:17] elizabethlyang: MORE
[22:17] elizabethlyang: THIS CANNOT WAIT
[22:17] elizabethlyang: I'M YOOOOOOURS[/spoiler]

[Kinokokao]

ToasterforHire: bring 1 million of your Earth dollars
ToasterforHire: and 3 pudu
ToasterforHire: plus a kodkod
fists0fclay: I'd switch that. 1 million pudu and 3 dollars.
fists0fclay: and one kodkod
ToasterforHire: 1 million pudu
ToasterforHire: my god
ToasterforHire: they'd be so harmlessly terrifying
fists0fclay: it would be amazing.
ToasterforHire: truly magnificent
ToasterforHire: let's train attack pudu
ToasterforHire: fit them with little armor suits
ToasterforHire: and jousting lances
fists0fclay: omg ...
fists0fclay: that would be awesome

FOR REFERENCE THIS IS A PUDU:



Baby pudu are like the size of kittens. <333

[noodles]

noodles wants pudu venison

[noodles]

[noodles]

[1:31:17 AM] noodles: I hate girls that pretend to be traps
[1:31:34 AM] EnragedKiwi: I hate guys that pretend to be girls that pretend to be traps
[1:31:37 AM] Okiwano: I hate girls that aren't on manga pages

[scy]

BeowulfGallant: i'm never going to be able to entice you into an mmo again am i
BeowulfGallant: you are like the old retired ninja master who has slayed many dragons and are now peaceful as you sit on a mountaintop smoking your pipe
scy046: pretty much
BeowulfGallant: but I am still young and hotblooded
BeowulfGallant: with the fiery soul of a lemur

[spoiler][01:02] scy046: http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/ ... e-economy/
[01:03] inmotion89: im going to wear that shirt to finance
[01:03] inmotion89: every day
[01:03] inmotion89: and i like the swallow shirt in the background
[01:03] inmotion89: fucking trooper
[01:03] inmotion89: thats a woman
[01:03] inmotion89: lol
[01:03] inmotion89: did yuu know you can push in the taint when you cum and your sperm goes in your bladder
[01:03] inmotion89: so you pee it out later
[01:04] inmotion89: althought i think pee kills it
[01:04] scy046: ...
[01:04] scy046: what the fuck
[01:04] inmotion89: itd be weird if we peed jizz
[01:04] inmotion89: sorry
[01:04] inmotion89: tangent
[01:04] scy046: that's more than a tangent.
[01:04] inmotion89: in the background a girl had a shirt that said swallow
[01:04] inmotion89: so it got me on bjs
[01:05] scy046: Of course.
[01:05] inmotion89: and i saw this vid on youtube yesterday talking about how you can give a clean bj by pushing the taint when the dude cums on your face but instead
[01:05] inmotion89: it goes in his bladder
[01:05] inmotion89: and iw as like woaah
[01:05] inmotion89: dont ask me why i was watching the video
[01:05] scy046: On Youtube.
[01:05] inmotion89: curiosity killed the arab
[01:05] inmotion89: hey
[01:05] inmotion89: youtube has good japanese girl on girl action
[01:05] scy046: haha[/spoiler]