Funny conversations thread!

[Kimiko]

Hmm, it'd be kinda hard to use your time machine when you're out of air. Ninjas might be able to pull it off though.

[PLA]

[Drathi]

So, a friend and I were talking about our RP characters and I mentioned mine havign to purify her tainted soul, after having been in Hell for an expedition. The following us us being Dragon Ages fans. And this was what happens:

[zamisk]

I saw this other webcomic and the guy signed every comic with a ZMS, so I sent him and email and this happened:

NSFW I guess...


I wait expectantly for his reply.

[Trifkin]

That was so funny I had to read it aloud to my nearby friend. Many a lol was had.

[Reynard-Miri]

Just remember that as the challenger it is your right (by age old dueling tradition) to choose the time of the duel.

[noodles]

fun exchange i had with you there zammy

[zamisk]

[Reynard-Miri]

Pretty sure, yeah.

*checks internet*

Ah, guess I was wrong. I blame the Harry Dresden series.

[zamisk]

The continued adventures, still slightly NSFW


Still deciding if I should reply or not, this seems like a potential goldmine of comic wit.

[Kinokokao]

I am training my friend to be a fujoshi:

Me: Disney bought Star Wars. They already own Marvel, so I'm looking forward to the Han Solo/Tony Stark fanfiction
Her: Iron Man is the uke?
Me: He's a pushy bottom uke for sure
Her: I have much to learn sensei
Me: Now, my pupil, tell me this: Thor and Han Solo, who is the seme?
Her: Thor, because Solo has that squishy heart vulnerability to him when he likes someone
Me: YES! NAILED IT! I am so proud of you.
Her: Yay!

[Hong]

This was almost my avatar:


Represent!

[Drathi]

Cleverbot Convo, out of boredom:

[PLA]

[Kinokokao]

Cosplay!Heero: I like that Heero put this outfit on and said, "Yup. This is what I'm wearing for the rest of the war."
Me: Oh, he just walks out of the dressing room and was like, "Mission Accomplished"
Cosplay!Duo: HA!
Cosplay!Treize: It's cold in space! I bet you the first thing he custom installed was a heater in Wing Zero
Me: Then he gets into Epyon later and its like, "Ooo, built in seat massager"
Cosplay!Treize: Only the best for Kushrenada *bow*
Me: But of course *salute*
Cosplay!Quatre: I bet Sandrock has one of these *makes a rolling back massage motion*

(later)

Cosplay!Quatre: I don't want to hold this gun anymore! I'm a pacifist. *throws gun on the ground*