The Blaster Master's jolly golly art emporium!

[Curry-Kohai]

Here it is! A sig drawn by me, and then traced in MS paint. You can use it as your own too! Just edit this post and copy the text below!



Enjoy!

[PLA]

Nineteen!
19 lolis!
Ha ha ha!

[Curry-Kohai]

This is a new record! We must strive to beat it! Grab my cape PLA, we're going loli hunting.

[PLA]

Explorer-hat! C|:3

[Curry-Kohai]

It is finished!
Trifkittenrainsizzle now has a loli portrait! Amazing!

[Trifkin]

SQUEEEE!

> 3< It's adorable! *saves it forever an' ever an' ever an' ever*

[Curry-Kohai]

Did this just now, I just picked up the pencil without thinking, had to much cola, and ended up with this, there is a caption I thought up though...

"There is a reason I am the Blaster Master, know that. Do not come again, or I will actually try next time..."

Anyways, neato.

[Curry-Kohai]

So, when I went loli hunting with PLA two days ago, I realized that he is the best loli hunter I've ever seen, so I wished to employ him. However, that was not possible because he wasn't a loli, so I took some of his DNA and used shady scientific techniques to make loli clones, the first line of clones are PLA-09, short for Personal Loli Attainer 9th edition. get one today and you'll get a free seifuku clothes kit! A $75 deal for just $55.99! Get yours today! Call now at 1-800-notarealnumber.com! We now ship to Europe!



BTW, sorry for not telling you PLA, I just didn't find the time to tell you whilst I copyrighted your DNA!

EDIT: We now have the new personal pack value! It's a pack of 5 PLA-09s, that will love you 'till the very end! They also come with re-doable name tags, so you can name them whatever you want. Only $199.99!

Warning: These prices do not include clothing and food expenses, they are also protected under the PLFGOR act. PLA-09 are not to be exposed to excessive amounts of the color magenta. Do not feed after midnight.

[Trifkin]

I'll take 300!

[PLA]

[Curry-Kohai]

I was looking through my work the other day and I noticed that I seem to be doing some pretty generic poses. So tomorrow i'm going to post something more dynamic.

[Curry-Kohai]

Loli diabolix, or lolibolix if you will.

Caption:
"First, I'm gonna beat those mean adventurers for hurting Iwaopeln. And then I'm gonna take their money so that I can buy a puppy dog!"

So yeah, about that thing where I said I was going to do a dynamic pose and was going to do it tomorrow? Funny thing happened, you see, I got this really bad case of lazy. So I didn't do anything. So I thought that I should do some actual EO fanart, so here it is.

Also, sorry if I make you never want to kill a diabolix again. ;D

[PLA]

^ Dialolix? :3

[Curry-Kohai]

No silly, dialolix would mean the bottle opener lolified.

[Curry-Kohai]

Did this one almost immediately after. Meiko Watanabe.

Alraune are one of the prevailent races in the loliverse. Alraune cannot move by themselves and commonly live where they were planted. Primarily, alraune feed on nutrients in the soil. But can receive standard human food through the human part's mouth. Since they cannot move easily, alraune do not participate in sports, and commonly find jobs in which little transportation is required. With the help of certain services, alraune can be uprooted and moved, but this process is lengthy, and the alraune's tentacles provide adequate self-defense if the uprooting is against the alraune's will.

Alraune are subject to mild discrimination due to the fact that they're race was that of powerful monsters, before they were civilized when I became the Blaster Master of the loliverse. All in all though, alraune commonly live happy, surprisingly social, lives.