Wild plot speculation

[Lord Mutton Chops]

Okay, so I figured we should add a little more to the EO4 thread, and lets do something in accordance with EO tradition. CRAZY STABS AT THE PLOT TO GUESS WHAT IT COULD BE!

Now just in case people haven't played through EOI, EO II, or EO III i'll put their wild plot twists in a spoiler tags, just so no one accidentally stumbles onto the M. Night Shamalamadingdon goodness and has it spoiled.
Etrain Odyssey One


Now Etrian Odyssey Two


Finally Etrian odyssey three



Now, onto the meat of this thread. What crazy zany plot twists and story do you expect from this one. I found these games follow a trend that swaps next game (Like play with squirrels to never play with the bastards). So lets guess what happens this time.
So, all I know for this is that it has something to do with giants and air ships. So heres my wild guess. Spoiler cause its kinda long.

[Liferake]

You Enter Town X. As it turns out, X is middle point near areas Y, Z, A, B, and C. You take a balloon to each area and explore the delicious exploration of wonder. After you explore you gain glorious loot and will be able to go to more dangerous areas, until suddenly boss fight. The end.

I'm kind of unimaginative, but yeah, that's what I think.

[Skele Von Mann]

Before every boss fight there'll be a gargled sound before the battle. After you beat the game they'll be translated. They all basically go "WHY ARE THESE CREATURES KILLING US AND OUR CHILDREN".

[PLA]

The airship will merge with Yggdrasil to awaken the space-god that was really humanity all along.

[zamisk]

I'm thinking the giant final boss will actually be the ice-cream shop that Emrin won't stop mentioning. It will, of course, dish out ice-cream FOEns, which will be delicious.

[Kaname]

You fight enemies to recover Soylent artifacts so the town has food. They are pretty green, but edible!

[zamisk]

Sounds... Familiar

[Lord Mutton Chops]

[Skele Von Mann]

[PLA]

^ The green is right.

[Lord Mutton Chops]

So its really the etrian effect 3? With some kid hearing stories about the rahda hall? I wanted a good ending not a set up for crappy dlc that leaves everyone unsatisfied.

Or you go to fight the final boss and it turns out hes really you and you're both Tyler Durden.

P.S. I love the soilent green reference.

[Emrin]

[PLA]

^ There is always a finaler final boss.

And they all crave turkish food. And blood.

[Emrin]

but mostly blood... especially that of novice and ill-trained adventurers for their pure, virgin-like blood... not that i know from experience or anything cause that would be weird.

[Reynard-Miri]