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Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:25 am
by NessySchu
Yeah, I had to think for a minute lol. And that would be super depressing. D:
Granted, but you got your powers from radioactive goo so you develop extremely bad cancer in all your organs and die a horrible painful death in approximately a week. Also the X-Men are in the same city as you on vacation. Good luck with that.
I wish that I had more Swedish Fish. Also Red Vines.
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:45 am
by Meep-Sheep
Granted, but Harry Potter comes and magics them away from you with his own set of red-vines right as you are about to open the first packet. Red-Vines. What can't they do?
I wish I was a pony.
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:49 pm
by NessySchu
I-I don't know yet. I've still only watched Act 1. D:
Granted. You now belong to a petting zoo where you are forced to walk around in circles ALL DAY while tied to one of those stupid circly things with NO REST EVER and a bunch of screaming brats kicking your sides and thinking they are awesome cowboys. Enjoy!
I wish I didn't have to write three diploma exams and the SAT over the next 10 days.
Posted: Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:27 pm
by Darilon
Granted.
You pay a homeless person to write them for you. Unfortunately he is illiterate so things are not looking good.
I wish that llamas and manatees ruled everywhere in the world barring Luxembourg.
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2011 8:34 am
by Meep-Sheep
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:39 am
by NessySchu
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:51 am
by noodles
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:21 am
by NessySchu
Granted. My giant robot just ejected you from your giant robot, flinging you out into space. You miraculously survived going through the atmosphere but there's no air in space...
I wish that I could figure out how this stupid TV works dammit!
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:24 am
by IceMage88
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:30 am
by NessySchu
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:37 am
by zamisk
Granted, but magic is the devil and you're kicked out of hogwarts for using it outside of school, so your exams don't matter anyways.
I wish I had some ice cream
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:40 am
by NessySchu
Granted but it is melted.
I wish I could go to Hogwarts!
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:51 am
by IceMage88
Granted, they find out you are a witch, once you are notified, you become very excited. You have a heart attack. At least they ship your body there...
I wish I could throw hogwarts.
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:21 am
by zamisk
granted, but not all at once, you start to throw it brick by brick, but your arm gets tired
I wish I could throw IceMage
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:43 am
by Meep-Sheep