Etrian Odyssey Christmas?! Nah!

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Etrian Odyssey Christmas?! Nah!

Postby Emrin » Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:34 am

On the first day of September Atlus gave to me:

A cute blond-haired Farmer with a pitchfork and a sheep.

Sorry I've been dying to do this for quiet some time now. I couldn't hold it much longer lol. *w*

RULES

1. Describe any class of your choice with some of it's physical attributes or skills or whatever you like.
2. Only one person per day. No double posting please.
3. You can't go past the current day.
4. Start like I did so it stays more "traditional".
5. Only classes from Etrian Odyssey 3. All classes are usable. This might then contain spoilers so if you haven't kept up watch out.
6. Only classes NO NPCs.
7. It doesn't need to rhyme but if it does you get bonus points.
8. Points are just an add on, they have no "real" effect yet:
+5 points for post
+5 points if you catch something in some else's post that I might have missed, it can be good or bad
+5 points if 2 or more classes are mentioned in post
+10 points for rhyme
+10 points if it contains a monster
+15 points if you make me or others laugh
-5 points for double posting

*POINT COUNT*
Emrin: +5 points
Mrs Kinokokao: +10 points
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Postby noodles » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:30 am

[s]on the eeeighth day of emperor my FOE gave to meeee

eight boar spears

SEVEN MEDIGIRL

six immunize

FIIIIIVE

NEWBORN

RAGELOOOOOOOPES

and a prostate massage[/s]


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Postby Kinokokao » Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:44 pm


KKINO I FUKKIN LOVE YOU MAN

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Postby Isabelyes » Fri Sep 10, 2010 4:55 pm

On the third day, then, I suppose,
even though it's the tenth already,

My very own brand-new guild arose,
heavily armed and especially steady.

This is a story that twists and twirls,
consisting of the following gals & girls:


Louise, my (somewhat busty) Princess;
she aspires to become a Farmer,
For she wants to forget her royal blood;
the painful memories that have always harmed her.

Second in line, is, of course, my new Hoplite, with silver hair,
whose mouth has never spoken words; quiet, but very kind, too.
"Do you also have a story of your own?" I asked her, interested in her past,
but my question was answered by her eyes, staring -painfully-, ocean-blue.

Third: a Pirate, and his crew - consisting of three dolls and bottles of rum.
He might be drunk all the time, for he keeps on "breaking the fourth walls",
as he likes to put it, though, honestly, he's just screaming at spots of air.
Still, not to be taken lightly, his sword can cut "through monsters' balls".

Next, we have this little kid - A rather fierce, ambitious boy.
Because of an ancient family tradition, he's become a Ninja, though a Zodiac at heart.
Calculating Pi while throwing fiery shurikens,
he still finds evading "kind of hard".

Last, but - definitely - not least: the cutest of the bunch; a Zodiac.
She, however, disagrees: "Flat chests are totally fear-inducing!"
She wants me to feel scared by them, but she really needn't worry at all;
Her glowing, cold, icy hand ensures that I was already losing.


Concluding the tale of this lovely party:
They are who they are, but who am I?
It won't be hard to figure out,
but, time's up; I leave. Goodbye.

(Note: I'm not actually leaving ItL, it's just a way to end the story. :3)[/i]

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Postby zamisk » Fri Sep 10, 2010 9:58 pm

[spoiler]-600 points for boring the shit out of everyone?[/spoiler]

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"Everyone else is idiots, Zamisk. And you am idiots. And I are idiots."
-PLA

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Postby NessySchu » Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:04 pm

[spoiler]+600 to Zamisk for saying what we were all thinking. :3[/spoiler]

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Nessy and I can sports and we have several fan. -Zam

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Postby noodles » Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:31 am

uh I thought it was interesting

zamisk do your party members not have backstories


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Postby zamisk » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:10 am

Yes, but they don't during pretend Christmas.

And to revise... +20 points for her post, leaving her at -580 points, and since I suppose I derailed this topic, I suppose -1179 for me. Ha. That leaves me with one more point than her.

"Everyone else is idiots, Zamisk. And you am idiots. And I are idiots."
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Postby Kinokokao » Sat Sep 11, 2010 5:49 pm


KKINO I FUKKIN LOVE YOU MAN

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