What Would You Do If?

[Sampson]

Laugh, because my life would become a lot more awkward than it already is.

What would you do if you woke up next to your polar opposite?

[Doktor_Q]

Be inevitably drawn to them, and convert into a destructive wave of pure energy on contact.

What would you do if you had to lose the ability to see entire primary color?

[PLA]

Damn, tough one. On one hand, fuck red. On the other hand, it's a goddamn useful colour to see. Yellow for the same reason. Blue? Pretty much only useful if you eat at restaurants a lot, but is a pleasant colour. Green paradoxically informs you of which leaves are tasty and possibly what's likely poisonous.
Tl;dr: I would be in trouble, and probably get into dangerous situations one way or another.

What would you do if your body started producing granite instead of keratin?

[noodles]

(green isn't a primary color)

[Doktor_Q]

According to your eyes it is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cone_cell

By the same logic though, Yellow isn't, it's a mix of green and red. So yeah.

[PLA]

(Depends on what subtractive or additive models you're using. It's pretty much a pragmatical thing. Also, yeah, colour vision is biologically fascinating especially from paleontology and diversity angles. That green? Possibly not our first one.)

[ur-colibri-14-earth]

I hope it's orbicular granite

Having mutated into something of a granite-hulk (leopard print-granite skin with granite helmet--where once I had hair,) I would obv save the world from its evils. Though, keeping in mind the brittle nature of my armor, I'd try to stay out of gunfire...

You can call me The Gray Leopard (or something similar, using the word leopard)


What would you do if you woke up tomorrow morning speaking Persian (assuming you lose all ability to understand or speak English)?

[NessySchu]

I would probably wonder why I couldn't understand anyone and vice versa, flip out, eventually calm down enough to figure out what language I was actually speaking, and attempt to learn English again. Or move to Persia.

What would you do if I reached through the Internet and slapped you in the face with a raw fish?

[Sampson]

Something tells me I'd like it if you did.

What would you do if I reached through a raw fish and slapped you in the face with the internet?

[Trifkin]

I would be on 4chan.

What would you do if you could buy other peoples' memories?

[Rain]

Find some way to be a trillionaire and buy everyone's memories. 8D

I suppose I'd get curious, though I think I'd only do it with someone's consent, unless it's something I could get away with and is really, really important to me.

What would you do if ITL did not exist?

[PLA]

Be bored and lonely.

What would you do if Fudgistan declared war on Lollipopia in response to the remilitarisation of Porridgeshire?

[Curry-Kohai]

Send my biscut army to fudgistan, and become its ruler.

What would you do if you suddenly became an alligator one day?

[Liferake]

Devour my neighbor.

What would you do if your eye's were 20/20 again (Supposing they're not already)?

[Curry-Kohai]

Not stay up all night reading this time.

What would you do if you became a victim of human trafficing?