Chamomile Tea and Cheap Thrills

[Dangerus]

Chamomile Tea and Cheap Thrills

My Candy Love - Etrian Odyssey 3 Crossover

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Ken and Dakota were explorers of the Yggdrassil Labyrinth, a big maze at the very center of the City of Armoroad. Ken was a Monk subclassing as a Farmer despite his father’s wishes to be more combative. Dakota was but a lackadaisical pirate boy who enjoys being with the beasts. The guys in front of them, a Hoplite named Nathaniel, a Ninja named Castiel, and a Zodiac named Lysander just wouldn’t shut up. They were fighting over THEIR subclass, which they all wanted to be a Gladiator.

Ken and Dakota could not help but recognize that they chased away the Abyssal King with knowledge about them that they wish to know.

Ken assumed that the King was a Yggdroid subclassing as a prince, which Dakota agreed by the body he has and the mannerisms being much more mysterious than Lysander’s, as well as his swiftness of Castiel, and leadership skills of Nathaniel. Ken followed as he saw the King looking for a book for the men.

“Your highness?”, Ken asked, his thick lens looking at his royal purple eyes look back.

“Ah! Ken, you startled me!”, Seyfried gasped surprised. Ken could tell the King REALLY hated surprises.

“I’m sorry, your highness! I was just wondering... Do you mind if I help you look for the book?”

Seyfried chuckled.

“The books are so old, the language may not be able to be comprehended in your eyes. I’m glad you’re worried about me. If you wish to aid me, maybe you can escort Olympia here to join me in my search.”

Ken nodded, running to go get Olympia. Dakota now replaced Ken in the room, as he walked in.

“You know... For a second there, I thought I was dealing with a human queen that just liked to cross dress for fun. You’re just that beautiful...”

Seyfried looked at Dakota confused as to how forward Dakota is.

“I don’t really swing that way, Dakota...”, Seyfried noted, confused.

“Well, if you swing one way, gravity may force you to swing back another...”, Dakota smirked as he walked up closer to Seyfried, pulling his waist closer to him.
“I guess it’s true for a lot of pendulums...”, Seyfried turned away, Dakota then caressing him, then pulling his face to his with his one hand holding his chin. He stroked it as a means to keep Seyfried’s face at him.

“So you’re telling me I’m a torture device, Sey?”

Seyfried hated that he tried to call him by his name. No. A nickname of all things.

“No... but you might be deadly. I don’t like being this close to an explorer like this. In fact, I prefer to be alone...”

“Solitude leads to insanity, Sey. You should know. Why else did you build Olympia?”

Dakota got Seyfried there. He turned in hopes Ken would come back to break this apart.

“Your breath smells like chamomile tea... A little odd for a Yggdroid.”

“Yggdroids have to be fueled up somehow...”

“So Yggdroids DO eat...”

“Only if they are built very complex. My anatomy is far different than Olympia’s for that reason. I built her, and Yggdrassil rebuilt me. I am not as experienced as you think I am, because of it...”

Dakota grinned.

“So can you feel pleasure like a human as well?”

“What kind of question is that, Dakota?”, Seyfried groaned.

They were in this romantic position for sometime. Dakota didn’t need to answer. He instead stole a kiss.

Seyfried pushed him off confused.

“WHAT WAS THAT?!”

“You’re blushing, Kingy. You mean you never even kissed before?”

“I refuse to give you that information... It seems you don’t know your place, Dakota...”, Seyfried said, trying to wipe his lips of his touch.

“Well, I try to give EVERYONE a good time... I guess you don’t appreciate my attempt of friendship.”

“Please leave me be, Dakota... I’m trying to help your party become Gladiators...”, Seyfried began to say, looking at him now with suspicion.

“So that’s why you left... I thought you were going to get some privacy. When I saw Ken follow you in though, I thought that maybe he was going to sweet talk you into being his little girlfriend.”

“Ken is more intelligent than that. Like he’ll try to steal my throne THAT way.”

“I dunno... There was a girl named Candice that he wouldn’t stop following. She quit our guild because he was so clingy. And seeing you were so nice to him, he takes that as affection for some reason. Just be careful, Sey.”

Seyfried was upset. He guessed now that Dakota and his party let his guard down, maybe Dakota was going to exploit his weaknesses. Who knows? He may be a very persuasive spy.

THE END?!