As I got out of the bath, I looked into the mirror and paused for a moment...

When did I start developing abs?

Mm. Dat Gunslinger. Though I prefer the vanilla shotgun and pistol... mostly because the vanilla shotgun is probably my favourite weapon in the game. Every time I kill a fresh Medic or Demoknight with two shots, I feel like Duke Nukem. From the day the Pyro update came out, it has always been the cl...

Does it involve the private property of noodles?

Did anyone say you were allowed to stop gathering?

Do you have a tendency to increase the brightness on your machines or displays?

Also, I am still the most powerful EO class on this forum.

SERIOUSLY

Perhaps you may need to tweak your colour setting. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No. I said the exact opposite of that. Experience with the game goes as far as making you better at knowing the maps. The other traits, like patience, are inherent traits. I did not have any problems with playing as Spy out of the box. By this very same token, some people will never become good Spy ...

The difficulty in the Spy is more about the player's personality versus experience. Good Spies have patience. This does not mean inaction. Disregard those scrubby Cloak & Dagger Spies who spend several minutes doing absolutely nothing. Cloak & Dagger is a play style, but it is also inactive ...

Some of those "50 Meteos launched" challenges are kind of meh. :/

I was coaching my mother in the way of Meteos and... I do not think I am getting my game back.

I have had a track record of hitting on my friend's husband on every encounter. When out and about shopping, I crossed paths with them. Our eyes kept meeting throughout the conversation in a most mystical fashion. As I walked away from them, I heard him say "You are growing more sexy!" Hop...