And #27 for the things that can go wrong while wearing flip-flops...

Purple, and cute. And also purple.

Cool. A dish fell out of the cupboard, and managed to both smash my toe and shattered in one fall. Being alone, it leaves me in an awkward situation where there are sharp fragments of pain and agony with varying levels of visibility on the walkable surface area around me. My toe is gushing blood rap...

I think invisible players has to be my favourite bug in TF2 history. More than figure skating . More than civilians . More than bacon legs . This bug has a particular appetite for Heavies. That is right. Invisible Heavies . From the darkest and most twisted corner of my mind. Walking from my nightma...

Solution to beating the AI:

Lightning Sky Model
Flame/Rayfall
Whatever bomb
Whatever pod
Long Thrust

Enjoy.

If you want to win, you take the Titan series and consume the entire arena at all times.

GIANT HURTBOX
HOMING PROJECTILE

...

MASSIVE DAMAGE

As opposed to the Can series...

When I inquired what this missive should contain, I was instructed only that it had something to do with an upcoming pagan moon worship festival, and that it should be "terrifying". Evidently, the youth of today enjoy being scared. Why? Because you don't know what real fear is . Get out a ...

That seems to be the staple of Strike Vanishers. So many of them would teleport and use Shotgun or something. I learned to deal with it by just being up really high in the air and getting them from the moment they are vulnerable. This is why I like Needle. The shots do not hurt as much as other weap...

I had to make it chocolate!

Aerial Beauty, always and forever. The ultimate in freedom. Usually: Milky Way Needle Freeze/Geo Trap/Wall Dolphin/Freeze Wide Jump People usually overlook the fast that Aerial Beauty models are actually very nimble on the ground, which allows one to reserve their even speedier aerial maneuverabilit...

I have only played the GCN one.

We had to ban Strike Vanisher models so matches would not last half an hour.

I am upset and want cheap food, fast.

Edit - Great mother, are potato chips ever absolutely disgusting.

So I ate:
A bag of chips
An apple
Two bowls of rice noodle (in less than two minutes)
A bowl of fettucini alfredo
Who knows how many marshmallows
Ice cream

All is well once more.

Still a work-in-progress, but aside from that, !

I think my new favourite kind of video, are rejected marriage proposal videos.