I have absolutely nothing to do with the massive column of chemically-hazardous smoke on my street.

Nope.

Not at all...

Now that Red String is back to 3 updates a week, it is once again my homepage.

I loves my sappy romance. :)

I am thinking of leaving the ways of the Demoman, and joining the ranks of the Soldiers.

From a Pyro main, weakness at close-quarters is painful and awkward. Plus, Soldier can equip shotguns. I love me some shotguns... And the Market Gardener!

Then don't let your feet leave the ground!

Oh... you silly thing.

The Huntsman, Gunslinger, Chargin' Targe and Phlogistinator all allow you to play a class in a way that you could have success where you would otherwise fail using the default loadout. Barring the Gunslinger in some circumstances, they all just make it much easier to play though usually require a sl...

When I first came to TF2 after playing TFC for about a decade, I used very anonymous names, usually based on fictional characters I liked (such as Giygas). Just because, I too, felt rather paranoid about the impression I might leave on people. Of course, I never really had much of a beginner phase. ...

I have created a key that will say NOPE on demand, on anything that has voice communication.

This is the most fun I have had on the Internet in ages.

I love Goldfrapp.

I have experienced heartburn maybe a handful of times in my life. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just had chocolate cheesecake...