Had a sudden streak of loud music.

Since everyone seems to be into the whole free game thing, anyone want a copy of Half-Life 2: Episode One? I hate this game and have already played it, anyway.

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Yes! Ginger is a simple solution to about half of the common stomach problems people have, as well as many other illnesses and health problems. I always keep a reasonable stock handy. There is still a pizza, chicken balls, spring rolls, crackers, and a multitude of other things left over from last n...

See that bird waaaaaay up there. That was your sentences going WAAAAAAY over my head. You will learn all the lingo people use in probably a few rounds. Some common stuff ÜberCharge: A special ability of the Medic, which he can use after healing injured teammates for long enough to build up his Über...

Some classes are way too overpowered Erm... aside from Soldier being slightly overpowered, I would say some things are imbalanced more than anything. Heavy spins up too quickly since the 119th update, but he also spins down too slow and the Sandvich beats all of his secondaries into the ground. The...

hey green we should put on panda costumes and wrestle

while inside of a giant panda

surely all will be right with the world

I cannot see a laser gun without thinking of ZARK.

How does one play Team Fortress? Is Mic and a Controller necessary? All you need is your computer, keyboard and mouse. Move the mouse to look around, left-click to use whatever is equipped, right-click for any sort feature (ie zooming into the sniper rifle). Keyboard is used to move around, change ...

Some people want their tea warm , but not quite at boiling point, you know? There are variables that must be specified! Speaking of tea, I nabbed some ginger from my healing supplies even though there is no medicinal purpose. The thing with using ginger in any sort of raw form, is trying to find the...

Mm. Since the shotgun in turn is the Pyro's most powerful gun in terms of damage, the extra health they have means a fair engagement is a bit of an uphill battle. At the very least, in a team scenario, the Pyro effectively defeats them by denying their ability to use rockets in otherwise crowded are...

I find a lot of scouts on pubs easy to deal with as pyro. They usually rush in which calls for a puff, then they run off which calls for a critflare death. It's the ones who know what the hell they're doing that's the problem. I usually play with competitive-grade players, coming from a TF2 competi...

Molest a Scout in some random pub -> end up finding out that he made a thread in a competitive TF2 forum calling Pyros overpowered on a random corner of the Internet

My work here is done.