Simon just got tossed by a kid. :< So much cheese.

I was like HAHA EAT HYPER ATTACK WAIT HE STABBED ME AND CANCELLED IT

o.o What happened to my post? To sum up what I said...

* Repeated that this could have worked if it was 2d and had better controls.
* The character design is great, just doesn't give the Castlevania vibe. Sypha's design should become canon.
* I like that it doesn't feel like a fighting game.

Castlevania Judgment is just as bad as I expected. If Ayami Kojima was doing the art and it were 2d, it'd be an amazing game.

I know a lot of people who hate her. A lot of her qualities were unforgivable until I realized an important detail: she's stupid. I mean, on another level. She's really dumb. Not just "hehe blonde moment" dumb. Always dumb. It makes her attitude more forgivable as well as her overly righte...

I actually liked Colette, though. At least more than Lloyd. Not as much as Presea or Sheena.

I was being kind of blunt with that one post. It's a cute image. :P

Marta became a better person late game and I really loved the good ending, but I still can't forget the way she was for the greater sum of the adventure. SO ANNOYING. x.x I don't hold it against the writers since that was intentional.

Hmm. Sword wielders and shield wielders are quite overdone and unfortunately EO has its fair share of them. They seem to already be struggling with any sort of magic user, too. I guess since Troubadour isn't much of a fighter, the Dark Hunter on the account of whips. I'd say the pink drill hair but ...

It also has the Super Mario RPG girl.

Too bad I hate Marta.

Castlevania Judgment + Classic Controller = $0

I snuck in a DS and I sat at a table trying to hide it. Sadly, the most exciting thing to happen that night is during some long speech this guy in the back had some sort of heart failure. Knowing first aid I rushed to him but those IDIOTS were in my way. Thank goodness someone was smart enough to ca...

I think they were calling me that. Being told to fake myself so much for such a long period of time was so distressing. The grad party was really bad because I tried to hide in my room while a bunch of drunks were playing loud music downstairs. Then they thought I was lonely or something so THEY TRI...

I wasn't allowed to harm the family image or some garbage like that or else I wouldn't have gone to the ceremony. What bothers me more is they threw a grad party and took me to some stupid ball where I was supposed to celebrate myself along with other snobs. That's one of two of the worst memories o...