Even though it could mean a slow decline in population, only women. I find I just have an easier time getting along with women. D: *points at her grand total of 2 guy friends compared to the masses of girl friends*

Would you rather be a or a ?

I really need to get protein into my life. Aside from seafood, I just don't care for meat. I think what I'll do is just buy bulk nuts. I know I LOVE nuts, regardless of whether they have to be cracked or not. In fact I find that if I have to crack them first then it gives me something to do while I ...

Today I thought of a joke. I looked it up and it turns out someone beat me to it.



My delivery was like:
"You know folks, Carmen and Waldo had a child. The kid went missing shortly after learning how to walk."

Enjoy your breakfast! It'll give you a lot of energy for your day and that protein will help develop strength.

I spot a Cute Lil' UFO!

Since they don't resemble droids, maybe Jeff = Han Solo and Poo = ... Chewbacca!

The cereal was very well gross. Grey milk... D:

It tastes awful but it works?

Get some mint. Mint tea! DT Mints! Mint chocolate! It'd help with that tummy.

How is Reactine for you?

T-T No! Not a cold! Not now! I finally got my big specialist appointment tomorrow and I don't want this distraction. It has been many long years and I've finally found a doctor who can address one of my biggest medical problems so this can potentially be one of the most important moments in improvin...

Normally I only eat old fart cereals but tonight I felt like having a kiddy cereal instead. Don't know why. I don't want to buy a box since I'll only have like one bowl and not have anymore. Fortunately I found a box of Lucky Charms.

This here are the exact ones I'm referring to:

oh my goodness

dear me

lindor dark chocolate

I can't begin to describe how great it is. If there's one thing better than dark chocolate, it's an explosion of dark chocolate in my mouth after I've eaten the dark chocolate itself. It sounds strange but it's the only way I could describe it.

As a kid, I ate junk. One such junk is popcorn. As I grew up, I quickly began to hate it. Well just recently I started eating it again. Makes for a great snack! Maybe I'm actually enjoying it 'coz it's not loaded with salt and FAKE butter, or any butter for that matter.

Forget how to speak. If I couldn't speak then people would expect less of me.

Would you rather live a life without chocolate or a life without tea?