That hurt to read.

While we're all talking about dick jokes here...

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Bard

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Whee! Sundae School!

*chomps the head off*

Why not? (restlessness and ruckus-raising, I'm guessing)

Smash it

What would you do if noodles sent you a valentine in the mail

MOI

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Happy Birthday, Optional Boss!

I have a friend and former co-worker who lived in Sendai for many years. He's not there right now, thankfully, but I hope his friends there are okay.

I HAVE WON BEFORE! (but only the small stuff like doughnuts and coffees) And I'm not sure how many non-Canadians will get what you're even talking about. What would you do if you woke up with a full Santa-beard? Edit: I should actually answer the question: I would just use the winning rim to buy mor...