I wonder how many attempts that took.

Fuck you noodles.

You'd give me one, right Maxine? *PUPPYEYES*

OMG.

I-I... Finally. I made it. I MADE IT!

MANTICOR BABY!!!

*does a little dance*











... ok. now what?

*wants to fondle Sampson's elephant trunk* You know, back when I had long hair—and by long I mean butt-length—I'd get comments from strangers all the time. And there was this one time a lady just walked up behind me on the bus and started combing her hands through my hair, saying how lovely it was.....

I like muffins sometimes. WH--

XD

I love that game's atmosphere. To each their own.

negzee is not related to anyone important, that he's aware of.

Ugh... what a schedule.

You pretty much are, in Rapture.

... except that you're not.

But oh, you mean you feel alone because you haven't played Bioshock?

OMG KINO THAT SITE IS WONDERFUL

SOOOOOCKKKSS

You need to to start pop-quizzing him. With consequences for failure, of course.

You're a dude?

I want Bioshock 2. But I need to finish Bioshock 1 first.