Designated driver = dealing with obnoxiously loud music volume and backseat driving.

^ I bet it's behind the stove.

^ Displays can have speakers and headphone jacks as well. Also, in many consumer PC designs the display and rest of the computer are integrated into a single piece of equipment.

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You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10.

When a group of people need to hide and keep quiet for half a minute, someone always needs to start having some awful panic attack and start sobbing or try to run.

Shut the FUCK UP and STAY PUT, you idiot. Gawd.

Every goddamned time.

Awesome.

Nice to see you again, Jubelon. ^^

Specifically, the distributive property of multiplication --> wealth redistribution.

I seem to have the opposite problem. People say things in my presence that I don't hear because I'm focused on something else and they're not talking to me, but they expect me to know anyway. I have this problem, too. A similar problem I also have is people (mostly at work) telling me things or ask...

Banana?

The site refresh looks great, Maxine. :)