But teenagers? BLEGH. I yell at the television whenever I see one being belligerent and idiotic and ungrateful and self-centered and spoiled... "OH SURE because the parent you're yelling at and telling you hate DIDN'T CHANGE YOUR FILTHY DIAPERS WHEN YOU WERE TOO SMALL TO FUNCTION! And it makes...

When I was a little kid I wrote a couple of stories of my imagined adult self, a paleontologist/adventurer who would get caught up in ancient rituals and hidden dinosaur civilizations. That went away with my dreams of being a paleontologist Noodles, your dream as a kid was to be a paleontologist? T...

Of course, my biological clock is ticking so loudly that you could use it as the backbeat of a dance album, so I'm probably in a completely different headspace than anyone else here. I feel you, Boss. I'm one of those idiots who makes friends out of babies/toddlers/children instantaneously no matte...

Huurrrggghhhh. Grumpy this morning because somebody kept me awake after I expressly stated last night that I was sleepy and needed rest to wake up early in the morning. I know it's a petty, whiny complaint, but... /walks away grumbling into coffee (I'm a morning person, dammit! I shouldn't be this i...

I know! Isn't it too cute?! It makes me want to try to crochet again... (/failed miserably before)

I have a pair similar to those! Mine are knee-high and black, but they have the same lace-like diamond pattern up the side. Oooh, nice. : D I'm still just beginning to learn to knit, but I really look forward to projects that are that intricate. Also this: http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3037/273979...

I dunno where else to post this...

I WANT TO MAKE THESE: