Heh. With Scy's cookie cutter team, the 4th stratum was definitely easy. If I ran out of TP with the War Magus (unless I was trying to kill a Flygourd), I was doing something very, very wrong. Just about every fight in that stratum was just the Hexer using Torpor and then Autobattling my way through...

Receives Oprah.

Inserts Sampson again.

Don't get into too much trouble, noodles.

The perfectly pristine, straight noodle that is you should not be all wet and moldy after college.

BAD.

And some people do it without earning money because they like to.

"...to go to the bathroom." Wanda sighed. "Why didn't you go before we left?" "Because I was excited, dammit." Wanda smacked her friend's cheek. "No, you are not going to the bathroom. And don't you dare piss yourself, or I swear to God, you will not escape this ca...

(Yes, well, I'll be tame until someone else participates) "...I'm thinking about changing my class to Red Mage on that MMORPG we play. Are you okay with this?" Wanda smiled. "Of course. I support your class change entirely. But why did you do it? Did you not like being a Black Mage?&q...

Receives nothing. It wasn't worth much in the first place.

Inserts Obama.

Yes. I, um, totally am, since there is so much to lie about.

But that is a lie, then, I suppose.

The person below me has wondered what whoever discovered how to milk a cow was doing when they made that discovery.

Granted, but your love contracts some weird disease and dies.

I wish I had a hook instead of my left hand.

noodles is in college?

I did not know this.

The site just got updated with all of the character portraits (the other male Beastking looks just like the other one) and some videos showing battles! Finally. One shows a normal battle with skill points being given (there are two tabs?), one shows limits, and the other shows subclass skills, I thi...

I'm just letting you all know that on Platinum, I named my girl Zepar and my rival Furfur. My stand on the issue should be clear.

I am deeply saddened by the minuscule number of people that will get the reference.

...her good friend, Wanda, who knew nothing about her secret. She was wearing a bikini. "Do you want to go inner tubing with us?" she asked, pointing to the convertible parked in her driveway. In it were the rest of Mrs. Tuesday's friends, all in bikinis. "Hey," said Wanda as the...

Well, in an attempt to revive this section I came up with this. It's pretty simple. I'll start off with a few paragraphs, then break off. Someone else will continue the story, then break off, et cetera. In the case of more than one person posting a continuation at the same time, whoever posted first...

Speaking of which, I'm playing through Platinum right now, and I'm appreciative of the effort they put in into not making it a copy of D/P. Well, it still is, but just not to as high a degree as the other generations. Oh, and I think the fifth generation was confirmed recently or something to that e...