Everything I have written in the NSFW section is canon.

Here's what I assume is the result of the Shinobi winning that contest:

That must be it. I got the sombrero expansion pack. It would be better if the sombreros looked more natural...you can really tell they weren't a top priority for the developers.

I'm playing noodles decides what to wear.

All I've seen so far are some prerendered cutscenes with noodles trying on various dresses for the prom. This was promised to be a lengthy RPG, but there's hardly any character interaction other than telling noodles what looks good on him.

Dear God how can they twist their legs like that?

SHKANNON

And traps!

I'm finishing up Spirit Tracks at the moment.

[spoiler]I still have to enter the tower for the final time, and I still need the final heart container from the pirate minigame, and, as of right now, I'm trying to collect all of the force gems.[/spoiler]

You should get one of those early cell phones that may or may not fit in your pocket.

Just read The Third Witch. It was good, and I like how the author takes advantage of certain ambiguities in Macbeth (the third assassin, the messenger, etc.) to weave Gilly's story with that of Shakespeare's. But the end was a bit of a letdown. While anyone who read Macbeth would know that Gilly's p...