Yeah, I/we went overboard, didn't we? At any rate, I fixed my previous post so that it's now open to whatever interpretation you want.

Let's just say the whole sex joke thing is because we all get along together so well.

Yeah, let's.

C_Man, you seem manly.

Must...resist...MY URGES!

I beat that. There aren't enough viscous fluids toward the end.

There's no bondage, either, unfortunately.

Noodles encounters Sampson! Sampson does something irrelevant. Noodles uses a [insert noodlish armor here]. Noodles's defense increases! Sampson writes slash fiction. Noodles takes some [dunno]. His offense increases! Sampson does something profound. YOU CAN NOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF SAMPSON'S ATTA...

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU Wow. Didn't see that coming, considering that I'm posting in a thread dedicated to welcomes. So yeah.. I don't think I'll waste any more time here. Luckily this is the departure thread too. I love convenience. ....... *bursts out laughing* XD XD XD XD XD XD *cough* anyways: C_M...