I really hate how news headlines seem to always replace "and" with a comma. For example, instead of the perfectly pleasant "Rogue Sheep Kill Street Vendor and Local Prostitute", I see an ugly, awkward, "Rogue Sheep Kill Street Vendor, Local Prostitute". When I read the ...

Wish granted. You are now a Cat Fancy magazine.

I wish all the computers in the world would begin to sing "Happy Birthday" and then get sued for copyright infringement, causing a worldwide collapse.

*throws confetti everywhere and everythere*

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I NEED TO SING!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW7Jqi9sdbs[/youtube]

Edited because the Air's Rock theme is vastly superior to any song about internet memes.

I remember facing Lavos with just Crono and Marle. It wasn't hard, just long. Crono was mainly using Luminare/Frenzy and Marle mainly used items.

I'll name a pokeymans after you, when I get back to playing pokeymans, which is not now because now is Dragon Quest IX time. I HATE MARLE I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave :evil: [spoiler]How could you hate her? She has Haste . . .[/spoiler] I think my characters have Auto-Haste or s...

Well, in that case... First Billy Mays would SHOUT IN ALL CAPS. And then the Black Knight would chop both of his hands off, and then slash his sword across his mouth. And then his throat. Dying, Billy Mays would put oxy-clean in the Black Knight's helmet, which causes his Knightliness to go into a b...

Depends on the RNG.

In your pants. Your left testicle, to be exact (if you're a girl, now you know what that growth is).

The person below me has rolled around in money while naked before.

I guess that made the scene seem a little unimportant, which I'd imagine adds to the widespread dislike of the scene.

Anyway, hacked stats of Mr. Yuz-Know-Who lessened the surprise somewhat.

That would've been a better alternative as to how the Black Knight's identity was revealed, instead of:

[spoiler]Ranulf: Hey, Ike.

Ike: Yeah?

Ranuf: Zelgius is the Black Knight.

Ike: 'Kay.[/spoiler]

You mean like eating a lot of one food you love, then puking and hating the food with a passion?

That happened to my mom with salmon. She despises it to this very day.

Same thing with my dad with crabs. But then he ate more crabs. He called himself a "viking". He still loves crabs.

Uh, if they deserved it, I suppose I could kill them. Maybe. If it was someone that I loved and didn't deserve to die I'd probably kill myself. Although if I was told to by some crime lord, they'd die anyway in all likelihood.

What would you do if you were on a boat and were seasick?

Bleh, I could never eat something that would make me sick.

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On the subject of my edibles, I love calamari. I just like the mixture of crunchiness and slitheriness. Yum.