Granted, Sampson loses all will as a result and can no longer write such stunning works of art.

I wish noodles would post pictures of himself in a miniskirt.

Granted but it's the mafia and they take all four of his limbs as payment. And now he needs 20000$. I wish When Skyward Sword comes out, there is a gamecube controller option for us wiimote challenged losers Granted, but you can only play up to the first dungeon. Everything else is DLC! I wish Kino...

Name: Elleman "Sampson" Bentriall Gender: Male Age: Undefined; older teens to low twenties Occupation: Troubadour Description: A curious (and perverted) researcher with training in the fine arts. He has a rather bad case of bed-head hair and usually wears a dark cloak which is heavy due to...

I'm pretty sure you get Aegis Defense by defeating the [hide]Ghost Ship[/hide], boss of [hide]Tortuga Island[/hide].

Participating in the event doesn't necessarily correspond with your magnitude of caring toward the cause.

I tend to not participate in events designed to "raise awareness." I mean, unless it's something really obscure, like "wear socks on your nose to raise awareness for unfortunate lactation of protruding nipple limbs" or something. And I actually didn't know anything about this day...

Gah, beating the [hide]Wyrm[/hide] took forever. I would've beaten it in about half the time it took me if it didn't spam Howling every other turn. And I probably should have put Charge Tactic on my [hide]Shogun[/hide].

Well, that would be because I'm lazy. Very lazy. And I've come to realize that my existence serves as mainly a hindrance to others, so...

But if you insist, here are your men dressed up as ladies:
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Edit: Today, Sampson learned a valuable lesson. Enjoy your new image.