Bought some awesome generic cialis on the internet!

You sound like the kind of English teacher I wish I had at my school. All they ever taught us was strictly what they required to teach us, and they got angry if we wanted to learn other things. Yeah, right? How dare we ask them to teach us. I don't know what its like auf Deutschland, but here it ca...

In my class I actually think teaching etymology makes language more accessible to my students than grammar. Of course the school district doesn't want me to teach either. So really anything helps. For the past 2 weeks they've been struggling to understand what "connotation" means. Which bo...

Came to Seattle to try and sort things out with my girlfriend.

Not enough gin in the whole god damn world for this.

Oh dear noodles, happy burfday to you. Enjoy a pint for me.

ITS RAINING. ITS RAINING IN OAKLAND. ITS PISSING GOD DAMN RAIN.

I'M SO HAPPY.

I haven't been clean shaven since December of 2006, when my beard and I had to break up for a day because of a drunken agreement I made with an Australian friend. Other than that we have been happily together since 2004. I've been letting it get a little more serious these days as a way of intimidat...

I want to ask but I'm not going to. After writing 400+ pages of what I view as probable crap I don't think I could stomach insulting another writer's work. >_> At least they are published. I think we need to be able to critique other peoples work regardless of our own success in that field. Being a...

20 school days left until Christmas break. Just gotta get through this week for Thanksgiving break, which is sorely needed. I have a 23 hour train ride coming up on Friday night. Most people think this sounds horrible, but I actually like the train. Its not as uncomfortable as the plane and its easi...

I have many, many doppelgangers, I've found. Its the beard+glasses combo.

Everyone's asleep so I read it inwardly in the voice of Morgan Freeman. Powerful stuff, man. Had me nearly in tears, which is a rare occurrence. Thanks! I was mildly intoxicated and more than a little bit procrastinatey last night, so I thought I'd put something out real quick. Glad you liked it. I...