^ This one time I cut up 6 dozen onions and did all the dishes after making all the dough for the pizzas, and then my manager got me to scrub the scuff marks off of the baseboards around the whole store! I sure love my job.

Playing dead is easy.

Buying time on the botnet like I suggested would be doing just that, though.

Hey, if I never had to shave again I couldn't be happier. Shaving is the worst. Don't knock something you haven't tried, Garret. :U I hate shaving too. It scuffs up my neck and chin. And I'm not sure what that last part meant. Kidding, kidding. And Rey, 56 days since she's been out of the country f...

I'm trying to say petty revenge isn't good enough. Full-blown revenge is usually the answer.

Hey, if I never had to shave again I couldn't be happier. Shaving is the worst.

Don't knock something you haven't tried, Garret. :U

You shouldn't take petty revenge.

Seriously, dream a little bigger. Buy some time on the botnet and crash his phone.

^ 'Swhat I was referencing. Love those little bastards.

And Kino, I am now a semi-decent DM for my own group. We've played 7 or 8 sessions without mutiny. But I really miss playing, I don't have a passion for DMing. I'm just the only one who really can at this point.

Psh, like a grunty could fix a computer. Their cute little hands probably can't even work the keys.

^ DM's online Pathfinder games? :3

I get up early so that I have time to talk to her before work. Maybe try something like that, Zamisk?? We either play message tag or find the odd half-hour or so when one of us stays up late. And right when I'm home from school it's only midnight there, so if I don't work we have a bit. Still, I'm ...

Now I'm picturing a hurricane with a giant red bowtie.