I know it's pronounced "Starrrrrf" but I always think of your name as "Starfee" Must be because you're adorable, or something. Happy birthday, man.

HOMELAND IS THE SHIT.

My dad never took me to games or taught me how to sport. I am unsportsmanlike.

Man, if a middle aged anybody wanted to talk to me about sports they'd have to buy me more than 2 drinks.

Whenever I think of an S rank I hear the custom robo music.

da dun da dun da dun da dun da DUN DUN DUN *strikes pose*

Cold pizza and coffee for breakfast before I put on pants and go to play Pathfinder. What a great way to start the day.

My usb controller is a Microsoft Sidewinder Freestyle Pro my dad had in a box. You can't really use it for anything besides racing games and sidescrollers and fighters because it has only one d-pad and the the gyroscopic movement.

Right now all I can grow are sideburns and a goatee. Nope.

Giggity.

I almost got in a fight today. Some idiots at the back of our city bus from school were yelling rude things at our driver when he missed a turn, so I suggested a new course of action for them. I am usually quiet. I was loud. They were like "yo, who said that let's hit him" like it was a B-...

^Nope.

I wanted Captain Browncoat. I should get some DLC during the next sale. Hammers are my favorite but I want shields and lightning.