I'm happy today because I came home from school and looked out my dining room window and there was a freaking GREAT HORNED OWL on the railing of our deck. It was bigger than a cat. And it was like a meter away. And it sat there for like five minutes while my mom and I took pictures of it. It was SO ...

I would still be crying, sobbing hysterically actually, but it's difficult to do that with your brains splayed across the walls. Thanks for putting me out of my misery, negzee.

Zam and noodles, give [hide]paws[/hide] to the puns. This topic is getting quite [hide]teddious[/hide] already.

*cries*

My friend was doing a big corporate babysitting thing this weekend and there was a four-year-old girl who did not believe in Santa. At all. And she loudly proclaimed it. Also Santa was stopping by later in the evening. So my friend had to spend her whole night with just this one girl, keeping her aw...

General Lee Awesome! *salutes*

Sev = good. Most of the ones here are gas stations, although the one nearest us just turned into a 7-11 convenience store with Petro-Can gas. Soo yeah.

I had chicken fingers for supper. Just felt like I should share.

They make frigging red and green swedish berries for Christmas. RED AND GREEN, I SAY!