So, in Mother 1 you sing to beat the final boss, Mother 2 you pray, Mother 3 you do nothing... the fanmade Mother 4 better keep the trend going... what's more to do...

You're just a prequel. You just pissed Giygas off.

...xD If you think about it, we can blame everything on Ninten for not actually killing him. If Giygas died, Porky would be just some fat bastard. Ness would still be talking to his dog and Lucas and Claus... ; o ;

The best crossover fangame ever made. Basically, in the first game, it somewhere between Earthbound and Mother 3. Porky invades Gensokyo. In the second game, with Porky gone, the damage has not been undone. Pigmasks are without their leader, humans are now seeing anyone capable of magic as a Yokai. ...

I'll try to get a picture, when I come home. I have no camera up here.

Well, he didn't know he couldn't even get out. So, in all honesty, putting him in that until the end of time (I think he'd survive even that) is sucha fitting punishment. He's hurt far too many.

Nobody kidnaps my Paula and lives. <3

It doesn't help me at all that I now wear scarves like a cravat. XD I should get a picture of me doing that. One girl tried a clip-on earring on me. ; o ; It hurt too. I don't like earrings. It involves raping the ear. She raped my ear.

Luckily the other ear's still a virgin. xD

I just want moar Mother. Did you see the screenshots of the fanmade Mother 4 in progress? I don't know how we can continue. Porky's immortal and in an indestructable Saiyan Spaceship.

The girls I was friends with in high school called me their sassy straight friend. xD Everyone thought I was gay for some reason, when I could be read like a book, when I liked a girl.

That joke goes back to high school, when I found a bra in the men's department of Kohls.

"So, I found this black hat and thought: 'Hey, it matches my vest!' I go back to the front to look at shirts and I found a bra hanging on the rack. 'Hey, this matches my hat!'"

How to make female friends stop talking about girl things: So, during dinner, I ended up meeting a few girls from my english class and they invited me over. Basically, they just like hearing my crazy ideas and eventually I fell silent as I ate. They completely forget I'm there and start talking abou...

xD Yep.

...also, I found an image on Danbooru of Reimu totally related to this discussion... when you see it...

Still... the outset of Touhou Mother is depressing. Hakurei Shrine was already not too well off with no donations. Now, humans don't even need Reimu to take care of Yokai.

No, I mean Poo and Reimu. xD

Though, Poo does sort of just appear out of nowhere and pledge his allegience to Ness like a little slave boy.

Though for poor Jeff, she never gets his name right. "Jaff."

Nope. xD Reimu and Ness would make a cute couple... Same with Poo. I just see MarisaxJeff though. xD