And the post-game is pretty lacking, but still fun. I finished the game at the 58 hour mark, and my file is currently at 372 hours, and I still have a lot to do in terms of legacy bosses and the storyline quests to get all the post game characters. It isn't as story heavy as the main game, and mayb...

Children should not be allowed in church. Ugh... Just as it says in Matthew 19:14- "Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these. But no, seriously, keep those little fuckers away from me, I can't hear the show...

or require that a pokemon be able to use it, but not have it use a move spot. So basically only field use, no attack use. You just need to carry around a pokemon who can use it and have the HM in your inventory. I'm for this. It maintains the flavor and the original concept, but removes the awkward...

I have a deep and primal fear of deep sea creatures. Just thinking about them can make me freak out. Things like Frillish and such are so cartoony as to not be threatening, but there is something about that damn mouth on Eelektross that triggers a response from me. Waterfall isn't bad either for tho...

Speaking of Emolga, there's Eelektross. No weakness due to Levitate making it immune to Ground. And it has good stats, barring Speed, at 85/115/80/105/80/50. Less of a defensive guy than a medium-bulky dude. Really slow though :/ The only problem with Eelektross is that it horrifies me down to my c...

Jellicent is the Pokemon I am the MOST excited about in this generation (except for perhaps Terrakion, who wins my heart with his grumpy bulky cuteness and his ability to rape Tyranitar), and I'm thrilled it is so good. But honestly, it had me with that big goofy face and the weird and cool typing a...

Oh please, his Gurren Lagann sunglasses and dick snout don't make me feel anything akin to intimidated. Energy Ball, goodnight! Anyway! Just got Surf, so I immediately went out and tracked down Frillishes for breeding, which means I am hitting my traditional lag point in the game as I spend countles...

Oh, I acknowledge she wasn't too rough from an objective standpoint. I just had a problem with her because of all the damn Flying she had, and because I specifically avoided Ground like the plague. I am so sick of Earthquake. Edit: Hey Sandile! Go fuck yourself! You don't fool me, with your snotty e...

See, the main game is just the appetizer for me, I live in an area with a VERY active Pokemon community, and beating the main game is sort of like... taking the first step in building your competitive team. I actually can't even bring myself to even calculate or check IVs most of the time, the way I...