this made me laugh *spoiled for length* [spoiler]Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 And heading towards 70! 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did ...

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA??!!!!

and the day you write a story about barrel chested rugby players going at it with a whip wielding overly muscled man in leather pants, while the chest hair and sweat fly in all directions, I will shower you with praise. With their chiseled abs and sweat glistening off their rugged bodies as they th...

essay about the dangers of mushroom poisoning
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yayyy....

i hate the actual book
(read half the first page then got bored)

and i hate the "fanbase"
[spoiler]OMG I LOVE TWILIGHT <333
really? how was the book?"
THE ACTORS WERE REALLLY HOT <333
*facepalms*
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im sorry ><

Twilight needs to be erased