^ Zucchinis are bad.

If I throw enough garlic, black pepper and butter at my pasta, it tastes something.

If you get frozen by Jikokuten, he'll just Beast Eye and beat you over and over until you are dead. Even if you're normally immune to Phys. That's a savage fucking beating.
He can run out of turns, but only because he spends half of them on Focus.

"Java-developer" is the new "pediatrician".

Edit: Oh, a single job I'm technically not completely banned from. "If you usually stay positive about almost anything, you may enjoy dealing with us!" Good sale, there.

I don't have Black Frost? Why?

^ A terrible mistake.

^ I said no! >:3

My productivity just crashes when I'm interrupted. No momentum left.

^ I don't like it outdoors.

^ I think bloom looks real. Harsh and annoying, like the sun.

What? The game in general or the Pokemon Bank Service? It's a 500 Yen (about $5) annual fee for the cloud storage. I don't see the basic consumer being interested, though the more fanatical pokemaniac could find some use in it. For those with hundreds or thousands of Pokemon from Black and White, t...