It's supposed to be stab. And yeah, stab-Sylphid is supposed to trigger chains.

How can August be real if our eyes aren't real?

Müsli in fruitsoup, with honey.

That's my secret, captain; I'm always dead.

Woah! Hurricane Irma has seismometer-readings. I thought there was more time left.

Did you see any witchcraft? :3

Nobody knows. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What the fuck?

Constant change isn't constant novelty, and I'm not much better than a lobster.

Frogchair is the hero we deserve.

I'd take more than a thousand years to get bored of living forever. My favourite activities include falling asleep on a chair
and
eating while watching a show
and
writing down individual words
and
pacing.

I think I need that Secret of Mana.

But I won't enjoy it with voice-acting. Because it's Secret of Mana.

Did you know what happens in year 777 of Dragon Ball's calendar? Absolutely nothing. No event took place in 777 in any media.

I could buy a laptop that works, a the nintendo-switch, or a magic amazon fake book. Hmm.

My ancient laptop can't browse the internet even with a connection, anymore.
Already tried a bunch of fixes, so maybe it's about time to find a new portable thing.