^ Weaksauce dataplan.

^ Why did you buy an iPhone?

^ Spotcheck.

You see a dog.

Roll to kick dog.

Strawberryjam all over my hand!

¬ ¬

^ Meh!

^ Meh.

^ Do you mean enemies who only wear helmets, and no other armour, so that the rest of them should be more vulnerable?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NsdQzoIXIE Edit: Shingeki no Kyojin-spoilers from episode 5 and later. Kind of big deal if you want to avoid spoilers. Fun hookshot-action if you don't. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISgjnSVmhOA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHGERt18R0 The difference between recru...

I have a joke that can only be told by people in the oldest generation. Goddamnit. It's not even a very good joke, but it's going to bother me for years. Unless I suddenly decide to become a prolific writer, and eventually include an elderly character in my flagship-franchise, all for the sake of te...

I don't mind invaders most of the time. Occassionally, it's quite fun. But when that kind of bullshit happens, just no. There should be a grace period, so you can enjoy your restored humanity. XD Just two minutes. Just two minutes is all I want. But the only big benefit to being human is summoning....

^ Buy some from nice lady?

^ Write something about the Welt as Wille and Vorstellung instead.
Nobody can tell if you're too tired, that way. :3

I wish Google knew about punctuation.