Ambushed by a Pokemon-game, nooooo, I mean yeeeeeeees, or nooooooooooooooo.

Rob Schneider is the enemy.

Wow, it's like everything is made of socks.

^ When in doubt, full beard.

Edit: Put that on a bracelet to help you through difficult parts of your life.

^ Not enough horseblood.

It's still probably in Romney's best electoral interest to keep his mouth shut, but it's going to probably cost him whether he does or doesn't. Romney and his mysterious platform is kind of like a magician who doesn't want to reveal his tricks, because the truth is that he actually saws a woman in ...

^ Doesn't Beat Dance need three dances active?

"I'll just take, oh, two halves, and you can have the entire hole."