:3

I mean, gypsy dancers can wear light tops, but the huge skirts are kind of the whole point.

^ Gypsies wear lots and lots of clothes.

^ But.

Forget it.

^

^ Google doesn't tell me about kuckeliku-oranges, either.

^ You mean a very british way. :3

^ Touché.

^ That sounds amazing and imaginary.

^ Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee.

^ No, no, "Let's ALL die!" is Hamlet. Oh, god. Just... Look, I love the work that Shakespeare did, I really do. But R&J wasn't really about forbidden love. It was about two sex-crazed teenagers, and not very intelligent ones at that. =/ Hm... I really do need to reread R&J now that...

Pretty little sister.

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