At least Alpha has a solid solution. Just gotta dropkick some truth into peoples.

^ Undead birthdays are funny.

^ I'm pretty sure you should be able to add him in some kind of simulator. Modders are like locusts that feed on limitations.

^ Three months? That sounds harsh. My parents don't have the attention-span for something like that.

^ It sounds funny! :3

I bet Stalkers would be good food. Insecty things have very nutrient-efficient metabolism, but I'm not sure what the square-cube law has to say about that.

^ I thought it sort of worked, in that it's still around, catatonic. Yep, it seems to be there. I'm just not seeing any uploading options. Things including savage rape and bondage - things that a real girl porn start would never permit. Ah, I sort of remember being innocently oblivious like this. :3...

^ PLA likes comedian one. :3 http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/4f268f62eab8ea6d30000005-929-4353/carbs.png ...though maybe this belongs in the Fitness topic. That gets less traffic though~ Hey, my family needs them carbohydrates, dood. Be it for hereditary, cultural or fluke-like factors, fat...

Working with the speed and certainty of the experienced operative that he was, Leng placed the pickups in locations that, when taken together, would provide complete coverage of everything that took place in the apartment. Then, having placed a wireless tap under the comm console, he was done. Or s...

^ I'm still trying to remember what makes MC emo. I'd bet there's something in the social links, but most "negative" options I remember were more disinterested "I don't care" instead of the usual, tolerant "I don't care" or the occasional "Don't be sad, I care a li...

^ That guy is probably an earth dragon.

I went to school with a dragon. He was crazy awesome. Everybody thought so. Even he.