^ I've played a little of both. ´:3

Depends on what they have that I want. :3

Would you rather make someone cry or say goodbye?

So I heard that Conan O'Brien is an honorary black person now. By the power vested in Cuba Gooding Jr. by ...
Hmm. The Academy Award?

S-spoiler? ._.

^ Hilarious in hindsight.


Edit:

Yo, Vanguard I heard you like charging, so we put a laser* in your shotgun so you can charge while you charge.



* Really plasma.

^ Avast! Occasionally Spybot, but lazy. My main "what the fuck" about this is that you can get up to 10 years in prison for fucking an animal. yeah it's weird but I didn't figure it could even be illegal, if no animals are harmed. If "sodomy" is illegal, does that mean I can't ha...

^ All girls have shorter hair than me. :3

Mmm, refreshing hail. :3

lol wut

Forced sterilisations, in my Sweden?

^ Some kind of animal abuse, maybe? :\

Google is telling me nothing obvious. Also no apparent animal abuse results.

^ Isn't Aela a Whiterun Guard like the other Companions? Yeah, she'll guard you up.

Urgh, I'm so dense. I should be cheating to solve my problems! Why didn't I think of that sooner?