^ Optimise a whip! :3

^ Oh, he just likes to agitate people if he stumbles on an effective topic. At least, I tend to believe him when he says that part of it is just "satirical"/trolling, even if the occasional sockpuppeting and such is sketchy. The sockpuppet he says was for protecting his income or such, tho...

Trifkin ever been to Bael Turath? :3

Monsters in 4E have impressive Armour Class scaling.

Too Zune? :3

Do you have any lifting mechanics left? Could just repurpose those and give you a four legs lift bonus or something.

^ That'll happen with Iceland. That's demon county.

This is PLA's 777th post. :3

^ What, Batman?

^ PLA see horns; PLA think Tiefling. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Red hairs? From me? This is new. It is interesting to pick up red hairs, knowing that they came from me. Born with black, became more of a dark brown with age, and now... red. Fascinating. Of course they will always remain few in number, but it is still interesting. Of course the hairs are really j...

I've heard that women in some areas get told to smile a lot. That mostly stopped happening to me when I stopped looking like a pretty girl and started looking scary. :3

PaMy DM wants me to go Paladin and take a specific archetype. I was going to go Cavalier, but whatevs! I'm not picky. Paladins get extra stuff like healing and that, and better saves. Healing is great for a centaur. Cheiron ftw. Lay on Hands. Lay on Hands. It's the Perfect Storm Pun. Would other pe...

He has had a lot of jobs in the junk, scrap and garbage industries, sometimes involving re-use and sorting stuff.