I've not driven in the States, but it looks easy by comparison to here. A few American that I know who live here say it's much harder as the roads are so much smaller and we have tons of roundabouts and stuff. French driving is scary though, really scary. Roundabouts are backwards to what I know and...

Lol, I don't even remember when it's birthday is...

Right this second, it's The Cat Returns .

So I've finally returned to the gym. The past few years have been very stressful: getting married, planning a wedding, terminally ill father in law, planning a funeral, supporting my wife and two new jobs in three years. Yeah stressful. So the gym took a huge step back and for the past 12 months I p...

Plasma!

Honestly? Today I received a 12" pallet knife . Awesome for my cake baking .

Garden of Words is truly, truly beautiful.

I don't hate my job, far from it, but I hate the incompetence of those around me and after nearly two years I feel like I'm about to murder people...

Work. You suck. Hate. Much hate.

Oh, and Heathrow, the M23 and M25 can fuck off too.

Headache! I had friends over yesterday for a Lord of the Rings extended edition marathon, they wipmed out half say through the second film and we watched some other shows but since then I've had this banging headache that won't shift. Water, sleep, meditation, prescription drugs, nope it wants to st...

FRIDAY! END OF THE FIRST WEEK BACK AT WORK AFTER THE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR BREAK!

I do not apologise for the shouting, I am happy that the first week of work is over. It was a long week.

Wrong friends on Facebook?

That's rubbish Max, but at least you're safe, the deer is safe and that it's only metal that can be fixed .

The first forum I went on and am still a member of is a Zelda forum, my very bad early posts from when I was like 12 or 13 have disappeared due to it being hosted on a different forum software that they migrated away from. However, there's still thousands of posts from over the years. It's weird as ...

I don't really believe in New Years resolutions as I tend to find that they're an excuse to say that you'll do something, then by the 2nd January, forget about them in a haze of a 2 day hang over and then carry on the same as before. However, it's always nice to think about what you've achieved over...