Today is Huckleberry's first birthday.

^ Yep, you can't count on anything. One day, you're buying opulent porridge and dusting teapots in your finest slippers; the next day, you eat the flesh of your neighbour across the street. :3 (Because you need his bones to defend your camp.) The operative question is this: do elf bones yield more ...

I do and it is.

Chopped up hotdog, heated in a pan with some American cheese, and then put into a sandwich pocket.

Little bit.

Top of the mornin' to ya, ToP.

I feel like a horrible person for making that joke.

Yes, Zam. I'm aware. It sucks.

I'm also aware that you'd already decided not to take that anywhere.

My girlfriend has been in Oxford for a month now.

...Oh god, we're not even half-way through this.

I still have no idea what's going on.

Oh bother. :-/

It did, yes. It now costs the same as 2.5 Kroot instead of 3 Kroot.